here to make it hot from the womb to the coffin

30s / british / they/them / multifandom (mostly motorsports & britcom) higgsbosonblues @ AO3 18+ mature themes etc etc

[stonelionhearts]

sometimes i wonder if we have forgotten that sharing creative work is, fundamentally, a bid for human connection. like I'm not posting art or fic for 'engagement' i'm posting it looking for other sickos to play with! i'd be making it anyway for my own gratification because there's something wrong with me, i'm sharing it hoping we can have something wrong with us together <3

[likepilotlights]

wayne rooney you are my elite employee

[freeuselandonorris]

defeat from the jaws of victory, truly the english way 🫠

[sushiisiu]

ily (avaliable as a print in my pinned)

[saintsideways]

welcome to the UK it’s thirty fuck degrees outside max data is 4g (doesn’t work) and WiFi won’t load anything except ads on instagram. Costs £40 to go outside.

[transjudas]

put your big gay eyes away!!!

[freeuselandonorris]

napped through all the really stressy bits. could get into these 10pm kickoffs

[norriszn]

lando, kettama and valentino at monster energy rig party - fos 😇

[yesimbeatle]

it’s 1995. they all want you but you only get one choice. who are you banging?

robbie williams

justine frischmann

jarvis cocker

miki berenyi

dave rowntree

paul weller

brett anderson

richard ashcroft

patsy kensit

ian brown

Voting ended onJul 14

[wdclandonorris25]

Hot as fuck, unfortunately

[b4thxry]

[neonfretra]

do you want to play dead bodies with me

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[landonorissian]

lando + landostand

[bbibbii]

Reece Shearsmith in The League of Gentlemen

[girlmostlikely]

[aheadattheapex]

Lando and Arvid in the media pen after the British GP