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Things I saw on tumblr that altered my vocabulary

Please note I do not have context anymore for a good number of those things. If you know who to credit for some of them, please do tell me kindly (I am fragile).

"oh mein gott a viener dog!" -said at any and every occasion

"all a man do is lie" -said when someone lies

"the horror, its leaking!" -said when things go wrong

This very specific gif of Jim Carrey looking like he's trapped in my phone

"I Have No Idea" -said when I have no idea

"hell yeah lunch time" -said when it's lunch time or when I see a fat cat

"It's a useless toe,I want it out." -said whenever something/someone mildly annoys me

"CHOCOLATE GUY" -said when chocolate is involved

"Loud pig. Loud fucking pig." -said when i play music in my earphones but the sound is too loud and I didn't expect it to be that loud

#fav #tumblr iconic posts

pukicho

My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily.

frenchintellucteal

torturelabyrinth

It is insane to me that ballet flats are popular again when they are objectively some of the not only most uncomfortable but also ugliest shoes ever invented like zero arch support zero padding just slamming your feet against the hard ass ground with a thin sliver of barely there sole as your only protection and your heel rubs against the back and you get blisters 100% of the time guaranteed and then it’s like oh what’s the aesthetic payoff for your suffering NOTHING!! Your feet look like the letter L and the shoes gap out around the sides with every step and it looks like you’re wearing freaking no show socks just the most disappointing nothing of a shoe ever. Everyone who owns a pair of ballet flats you’ve straight up been brainwashed and you should go throw that shit in the garbage!!!!

nothing-an-iratze-cant-fix

They’re cute. Die mad about it.

torturelabyrinth

Sorry but these specifically are some of the fugliest shoes I’ve ever seen in my life. Stays alive mad about it

milfuetoast

@vocabulary-altering-posts stays alive mad about it 💀

vocabulary-altering-posts

I will be real: Those are, in fact, some fugly-ass shoes.

PHRASE ADDED!

"Stays alive mad about it"

its-funnytwittertweets

ginny-lala

blodwyrm

fearmongers

2025

24x30”

oil on canvas

heidelbro

what the hell is going on with texel sheep

tuxankhamun

sheep things i imagine

heidelbro

debatable

muse-meter

putbull things i imagine

pukicho

me when it rains

melodiusfaux

You turn an absolutely stunning pink and your branches are gorgeous

Oh if people need context for live slug reaction this is the original post. I'm not sure why it's blowing up today but it sure is hilarious

only-cat-memes

syinthome-kaleidoscope

whatcoloristhatcat

red mackerel tabby with low white spotting

Meet the pink empusa mantis, Empusa pennata, gracefully hidden in Spain’s wild landscapes. With its delicate pink color and leaf like features, it embodies mystery, elegance, and natural beauty, seamlessly blending into its surroundings. Its alien like appearance adds to the wonder of nature’s creation🍃✨

Via @malbafont_macrophotography NO AI. 🤖 💖

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

as we march towards a shining era of more people calling their friends "babe" and "sweetheart" platonically, let us also strive towards a brighter tomorrow wherein more couples call each other "bruh" and "my dude" as a term of romantic endearment

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist