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It’s my whole personality now

virtualhell

baerae

HUSSIELUSUS: Dinner is Ready.

Homestuck: I’m busy.

HUSSIELUSUS: With what?

Homestuck: I’m making an anime.

HUSSIELUSUS: Take a break. I made your favorite, Death-Meatloaf!

baerae

homestuck fandom and his lovely lusus

frenchpolnareff

This post is 10 years old…. holy fuck i need to draw more

omg why have i not discovered emulating games for real, that games i played in middleschool are now emulatable even though I don’t have a wii or even a ps3 anymore

man watching vinny play mario galaxy makes me want to play it again and now the stupid game is not available at the normal price because nintendo is a nintencuck

sigh i guess i’ll emulate it then

pointnclick

I'm your space heater. Listen to me. I'm your friend. You can turn me on and put me next to the blanket. You'll be so toasty. So snug. Plug me into a power strip and fall asleep

#how i prevented my mom from doing that a few months ago

my kink is blocking bots on here

#this is a joke

cognito-ergo-hazard

Anastasia (1997) deleted scene where the KGB tries to arrest dimitri for counterrevolutionary monarchist sentiment because he keeps referring to leningrad as st petersburg in public

striving-artist

New people with empty accounts that are suddenly following me, I really need you to do something that looks like a human person. I've been here long enough now to remember the old wars, and you are coming into my home wearing the uniform of our enemies.

striving-artist

I am real close to just posting users in a callout if they fail the perception check.

striving-artist

How do I rig a Turing test so people have to prove they exist before they follow me. I am literally looking at your following lists to see if it's a coherent set so I can guess if you contain organs.

If you are new: We aren't trying to be assholes. We would love to be welcoming. I support your presence, and I don't mind if you use a hollow blog to follow from. and then you use side blogs to post. That's cool. You do you. But. Y'all. With all possible love: You are indistinguishable from the enemy right now, and we're used to showing no mercy.

Just add a note. Make your blog name 'stealthy follow blog' or 'im new' or 'i'm human stop blocking me' and put a picture of a random object. I don't need to know what you post about. But I am very worried you do not posses any bones, and you are hard failing on insight checks.

o-wyrmlight

For those of you wondering, oftentimes bot, spam and scam accounts look pretty much identical to this. If you're wondering why people block you, this is why. Even something as simple as a headline, a description, and a neat icon is enough to distinguish you from those bot accounts.

cellarspider

Yep. I've recently had blogs that look like that follow me, then a day or two later they're updated to add their payload of spam. Some wait weeks before this happens. It's impossible to tell which blank accounts are going to do this, and which aren't.

The reason why we block spam accounts is not just because they're annoying. Those bots are designed to engage in search engine manipulation: tl;dr, modern search engines are updated by web crawlers, little programs that wander around the internet, clicking on links. The more links they find to a site from trustworthy sources, the higher a result may be placed in the rankings.

These Tumblr bots generate tons of links to the sites they're promoting, and links to other parts of Tumblr. This is intended to make them look like an integrated and trustworthy part of an established website. How effective is this technique? No idea. But that's part of the theory behind social media bots.

So for those newcomers who want to help us fight those bots, please go to your blog settings and give us a sign of life! Come join us in this disastrous little ball pit. It'll be great! I promise.

floridensis

the bots will also send you porn sometimes. i do not want to be sent porn. so im going to be overly cautious rather than forgiving with blocking blogs that dont look like theres a real live human behind them

dualumina

The latest wave of "totally real women following me" have stopped using the telltale "Aquarius 😍 Doctor 💛 Top 0.01% 💍" tagline for their blogs, and now they've resorted to just being pictures of IRL women with nothing else on their blog.

Seriously, put something unique in your blog info. We're begging you.

jesus christ will these dumb ass c0rn bots stop following me en masse

like bruh im abusing the block button now lmao

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y'all are really missing out on this one

parkayquarts

sharkbutch

Showing this post to Jerry Seinfeld and he jumps off the Brooklyn bridge

#good lord that reblog

highdio

Happy Pocky day from Polnareff (twitter.com/noripy_jojo).

rslashrats

this is literally the funniest plot twist in any form of media ever

breadcunt

No but get this dude's entire's backstory. When he went to church it was blown up. He was impaled by a crucifix and onlt survived 2 days because he drank the blood of his dead family for 2 days until he was rescued. They called him vamp but not because all of that. Because he was bisexual

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garbage-empress

Also this is what "he's named Vamp because he's bisexual" looks like

garbage-empress

Did I mention that hole in his forehead is a gunshot wound which he survived because he's essentially immortal, and he can walk up sheer vertical faces?