[living-in-bed]

For someone who is tired 100% of the time, I sure am bad at sleeping.

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

shakespeare is not pretentious. fans of shakespeare are pretentious. shakespeare is twelve hundred dirty jokes strung together by increasingly ridiculous plotlines and increasingly homosexual characters. don’t let the archaic language fool you

[thoughts-in-shower]

Knowing you have the next day off is more relieving than the actual day off.

[nowletsfixthismess]

Me, feeling lethargic and drowsy all day: why is this happening I got so much sleep last night Me later that evening eating my first proper meal of the day: 

[coffeeandmusic82]

[somecutething]

A cat waking up from surgery

[daco-broman]

I am losing my shit

[yeahiwasintheshit]

everyone trying to get me in the uber

[bi-villain]

[so-doggone-funny]

this is one of the greatest jokes this show has ever landed

[thepioden]

Man though you know what makes me sorta sad is when nerdy, “quiet” kids latch on to me during camp and they just talk and talk and talk about a thing they’re into (Skyrim, Pokemon, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, dinosaurs, whatever). And I see the kids just light up when they say something and I can chime in with an ‘oh hey, are you talking about [x]? I love that thing! Tell me more about it.’

Like, their parents will warn me ‘so-and-so is pretty quiet and hard to engage’ but no, man, just listen, your kid is so smart and so into This Thing, they’ll engage like fuck and talk your damn ear off it you let them. Frame it in their damn terms. Or! Just! Listen to them about their Thing! And they will engage with the rest of the material! Because they know you care about them! Amazing!!!

[knightoflodis]

Quiet kids are usually that way because either no one listens, or there is always someone more dominant speaking wise in their group that always talks over them and then they give up. Some quiet kids are starved for attention and really really want to talk, but don’t always get the chance to

[panic-at-casualty]

Everyone who reblogged this are good people. Bless you, this made me happy to read

[blood-trip-god]

Me

[lakeffectqueer-deactivated20240]

this reminds me of my favourite comic ever:

[princesconsuela]

[princesconsuela]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[hotboyproblems]

me: gosh i have so much work to do i better get started

my brain: you cannot

me: why

my brain: you are feeling moderately upset, any attempt at productivity is futile

me: i don’t see how-

my brain: cannot.

[weloveshortvideos]

When you not the baby daddy but you take care of the kids anyway 

[tropic-mews]

I was literally screaming “OH NOOOOO” the entire time I was watching this because it was just too cute to even be fucking real

[ursuladeville-deactivated202406]

Very cute

[gingersnapwolves]

HE PUTS THE TIGER ON HIS HEAD

[organicslut]

That first comment

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

It’s so healing to wake up in a silent house and silently make your own coffee or tea and enjoy the beautifully intricate fullness of the morning silence while remaining calm and collected and unbothered by all outer and inner noise and it’s so low-key elevating and pacifying to rejoice in the silent atmosphere of your own house and just silently block the rest of the world…it’s a slice of heaven

[chandlerbings]

[ajandmagnus]

Getting Up

[bpd-trichster]

just remembered that tomorrow is another day I have to wake up and do things