hello darlings

[caats]

[animentality]

[meowsfeed]

Source: lilochipie

[remcycle]

I don't usually like animal videos with captions, but I'll make an exception for this one because the voice-over is actually good.

[thehappyfangirl]

This is the THEY'RE COMING FOR THE EGGS guy :D

Dusty Douglas on Instagram: "THEY’RE COMING FOR THE EGGS 🎥: @gkbennett91 #voiceover #voiceovers #emu #emus #farm #farmlife #backfire #gunsho

44K likes, 397 comments - dustymdouglas on September 28, 2022: "THEY’RE COMING FOR THE EGGS 🎥: @gkbennett91 #voiceover #voiceovers #emu #emu

[himynameisemail]

[ierotits]

hello adam savage calling the mythbusters "ambiguously gay weirdos"

[keenkryptonut]

[pseuddamntired]

Important psa, thanks prev for pulling it out of the tags

[amygdalae]

There's something on the roof

[optimisticlucio]

[outdatedprometheus]

[depsidase]

another option:

turning it into a windows 95 logo is also acceptable.

[raptorific]

Suzanne Collins really has the protocol down. On average twice a decade she writes a press release that's like "in one year there will be a new book and in two years there will be a movie based on said book. Here is the one philosopher I'll be referencing, and here is what upset me this time on the news enough to write another book. Enjoy!" and then she collects her millions, drops another banger, and doesn't go on twitter ever

[raptorific]

I can't believe I need to explain this, but Suzanne Collins is the author of the celebrated "Hunger Games" series, who very famously refuses to comment publicly on any current events, and prefers to let her writing speak to her views. Susan Collins is a Republican senator from Maine who's been an outspoken supporter of Israel and its genocide in Palestine. They are two separate people.

[annielostmarch]

Tim Curry with his GameBoy on the set of The Three Musketeers (1993)

[chilewithcarnage]

cunt levels off the charts

[technikki]

Top 5 women?

bro i can't even top one woman ha ha h[two drums and a cymbal fall from the ceiling killing me instantly

[technikki]

i tried to but all the ones i asked told me they already had names

[geryone]

Headless John The Baptist Hitchhiking, C.T. Salazar

[kosmogrl]

a normal and average sunday consists of lying on the ground thinking about how much I'd like to go back and do everything again because this time I'd do everything right

[softgrlfriend]

I feel this so much….. but I came across this the other day and

[inkmothnexus]

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

[inkmothnexus]

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason

[zarithial]

thinking about the people who vanished without a trace. The mutual who reblogged something as usual and never came back online. The friend on discord who just disappeared, and when you go to check on them their account is deleted and theres no other way to contact them

I look out of my window and hope you are okay, I wish you well and Im sorry I didn't get to say goodbye.

I hope we meet again someday but until then. Stay safe. Stay alive. Be well.

[sandmandaddy69]

[anxietyproblem]

[ot3]

superior architectural genius Egg built himself a blanket fort and spent more of the day in it