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Punch Nazis!

#hey this is Charlottesville #that store behind is the impeccable pig #i bought a really cute planner there #anyway fuck nazis #and support your local businesses

ivyohmy

Mexico just lost, this is so sad, Alexa play La Chona by Los Tucanes de Tijuana.

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Update: Mexicans convinced the South Korean ambassador to Mexico to come out and take a shot of tequila with them.

#wait this one's better #Bigger Mood

vinithegoat

AT THE SOUTH KOREAN EMBASSY IN MEXICO

#big mood

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MET gala every year

- one good dude outfit

- four good girl outfits

- everyone else basic to bad

- a couple arrives that is so out of left fucking field. Remember when FKA showed up with Edward Cullen for the first time

- all Kardashians ignore the theme

- Rihanna has the best outfit

- no one is happy

momo-de-avis

the disappointment yall feel with the MET gala is exactly what you should expect when yall ask a bunch of protestants to just make catholic aesthetic happen

momo-de-avis

protestants: i was inspired by the sisitine chapel for this piece me, a catholic: but where is the sin? where is the undying fear of God? where is the sadistic passion for suffering? where is the overwhelming clash between lust, gluttony and the fear for God’s judgement upon the sins I am bound to fall for? what a waste

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you know, i love the idea of the met gala in theory… but in practice its really the rihanna show and rightfully so cuz these other celebrities just disappoint, you telling me that you get a delicious, wild theme like CATHOLICISM and your first thought is a sparkly dress or a bland tux????!!?? Where is my 14th century pope??? Joan of Arcs??????Nuns???? Why don’t you look like you bout to take over renaissance italy with your banking empire?? You should look like u bout to poison somebody with a gem encrusted ring!!!! Like you about to split from the catholic church and start a war with spain!! this is the one event we plebs get to witness opulence at its grandest, i should feel like an enraged 18th century french peasant when i see your outfit, i should want to guillotine the entirety of hollywood but i aint seen nothin worthy of my guillotine tonight smh

artigas

Honestly the bar is so fucking low for men and they’re still coming out so lackluster at the Met Gala. Women celebs are showing up as walking performance art and what about the fellas? Oh, another black tux but this time you’re wearing red shoes. Call the narcs. Oh, maybe this radical boy is gonna slam us with some black velvet. How controversial. You think a shift to yet another safe texture is enough? Where’s the lace? The collars! Where are the crowns of thorns? What man is going to be the only lion amongst a den of cowards and waltz in there with that Saint Sebastian vibe, assnaked and unmistakably gay? Catholicism hasn’t been horny for beefy, dying men for centuries just so we can play it safe with another boring black tux.