[editionsmatiere-blog]

Cocaine and Minecraft, Nacho García, 2018

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Being an Animorphs fan has made me so critical of the Phantom Thieves' opsec. What do you MEAN you're doing whole-group meetings in public that included a victim of your first target for the first incident and then added a victim of your second target for the second incident. What do you MEAN you're carrying the cat to school every day. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE OPENLY COMMUNICATING ABOUT YOUR CRIMES VIA TEXT MESSAGE.

[uniquecrash5]

What I'm hearing is that the Animorphs kids had great opsec

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Not really but they did a million times better than these idiots. They obeyed strange and esoteric principles like "never say anything suspicious over the phone or in writing" and "don't immediately form a tightknit friend group with your fellow child soldiers in public immediately after becoming a group of child soldiers, enemies could be watching anywhere" and "do not ever, in any circumstances, at all, discuss the war in a location where you might be overheard".

Admittedly they did occasionally do stuff like "claw our way out of a predator's stomach in the middle of an enemy base/event", but usually they were too covered in alien guts to be identifiable, and the one time they were clearly identifiable the enemy who saw them turned out to be a pacifist alien dog robot who was on their side, so like. Not too bad for fourteen year olds.

[talking-fox-actual-deactivated2]

I upset a few people in my intro to western philosophy class with this one.

[missouriangothic]

[furbearingbrick]

[freelyunder]

[larval-tear]

it’s crazy how a double bacon cheeseburger is probably the single healthiest thing a human can eat

[bigmeatpete69420]

This princess forgot about super glue

[larval-tear]

sorry i am a dumb bitch

[rubysapphrald]

i didn’t know perez hilton was a stage name that he purposefully modelled after paris hilton’s real name i thought she just organically had an evil gay wario or something

[toddsolondz]

STOP BEING HONEST STOP BARING YOUR HEART 2026 IS THE YEAR OF RIDDLES AND ELABORATE LIES

[bedupolker]

what’s that video game with the two bi(?) marxists looking for a missing cat in the alps

[bedupolker]

Ok it was pokemon mystery dungeon, thanks everyone

[starvy]

never stop bisexualing

[energyprison]

oldest message in my askbox. i will not be posting it because its important to me

[imitationgod]

my giurlfriend grabs my Thang with one of those dinosaur grabbers so hard it draws blood and i let out a single, violent, angelic note that summons a flock of doves to our windowsill

[segamascott]

i think i'll fag out even though it's only monday

[ycoil]

i sure hope that i don't drop my sacred abyssal egg that delicately contains all of the entrapped evil of the previous era, that would be like rilly bad

[ycoil]

me: catches you in my arms and twirls around with you giggling and laughing!!!

the sacred egg: completely safe on the desk in its ornate stand

mostly inevitable meteor: (hurtling towards my study at 320,000 km/h but just barely gets redirected by the subtle gravity of a passing blue moon)

the decorative egg swindler: (breaking into the neighbors instead because he sees my sister's old car parked in the drive way, they were lovers ten years ago but broke up on good terms)

airplane of stunning destiny: (runs out of fuel due to a clerical mistake and begins plumetting towards my house, but the grizzled pilot manages to pull a hairpin maneuver that allows the plane to perfectly coast for 3 more minutes before crashing & exploding in a nearby farmstead)

evil spirits of grand possession: (whispering wickedly) our powers are significantly weakened by the membrane of this egg but after ages of studying this prison, it is becoming evident that therw is a slight imperfection in the binding seal.. we may have just enough power to sway the will of small vermin

starving mouse of particular tastes: (scurries out of a crack in the wall, eyes lock onto the egg but gets entirely distracted by the scent of a bowl of cherries coming from the next room)

maid of utmost devotion: (sweeping around the desk with a feather duster and isnt paying full attention because it's watching us play out of the corner of its eyes, yet it doesn't make a mistake at all)

me: (suddenly hits the egg with a hammer because I'm bored)

[ycoil]

i sure hope that i don't drop my sacred abyssal egg that delicately contains all of the entrapped evil of the previous era, that would be like rilly bad

[ycoil]

me: catches you in my arms and twirls around with you giggling and laughing!!!

the sacred egg: completely safe on the desk in its ornate stand

mostly inevitable meteor: (hurtling towards my study at 320,000 km/h but just barely gets redirected by the subtle gravity of a passing blue moon)

the decorative egg swindler: (breaking into the neighbors instead because he sees my sister's old car parked in the drive way, they were lovers ten years ago but broke up on good terms)

airplane of stunning destiny: (runs out of fuel due to a clerical mistake and begins plumetting towards my house, but the grizzled pilot manages to pull a hairpin maneuver that allows the plane to perfectly coast for 3 more minutes before crashing & exploding in a nearby farmstead)

evil spirits of grand possession: (whispering wickedly) our powers are significantly weakened by the membrane of this egg but after ages of studying this prison, it is becoming evident that therw is a slight imperfection in the binding seal.. we may have just enough power to sway the will of small vermin

starving mouse of particular tastes: (scurries out of a crack in the wall, eyes lock onto the egg but gets entirely distracted by the scent of a bowl of cherries coming from the next room)

maid of utmost devotion: (sweeping around the desk with a feather duster and isnt paying full attention because it's watching us play out of the corner of its eyes, yet it doesn't make a mistake at all)

me: (suddenly hits the egg with a hammer because I'm bored)

[fus-mar-hoz]

*aborted baby voice* you can abort me by pressing "z" on your keyboard. Try it now! You can manage your abortions on the "My Abortions" tab. Open the shop to get more abortion pills. You can also spend 5 gems to speed up your abortion

[yourordinarycat]

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[doizy]

Comments about Aabria "inserting herself" and "taking too much attention" really brings to mind this study that used to go around, about how female students that were responsible for half of the discussion were perceived by men as talking a lot more than them, and when they were actually talking a lot less, they were perceived as speaking as much as the men.

The problem here is that a significant portion of the audience has a very low tolerance for a black woman to take any amount of space. Anything more than being a fly on the wall is going to feel intrusive to them. Aabria participating in roleplay is seen as disruptive by the same people who would never ne bot5hered by Sam derailing an entire scene with a joke on his flask (just an example)...

[macklanae]

Actually fuck anyone who has anything and to say about Aabria, she’s a genius and an artist and my favorite part of every media she does

[teaboot]

There’s a realistically nonzero chance that this will be a conceptually novel and thought-provoking reinterpretation of the themes and symbolism of a tragic casualty of vengeance and circumstance within a complex classic but I’m scared

[teaboot]

This Woman Has Not Read Hamlet