full time idiot

[sic-s3mper-tyrannis]

[geminiagentgreen]

[dragonprincessmew]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[captainschmoe]

[severalbadpunslater]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[godisadilf69]

This is what they like to call Environmental Storytelling

[knightofleo]

[silver-tongues-blog]

okay now i can kind of understand why people were freaking out about that train motion picture in like the late 1800s

[unexplained-events]

Faces carved into the walls of the Paris Catacombs

[m3n4c3v35537]

Frenchmen be like “this pitch black cave full of skeletons is not scary enough, I must make it worse”

[bug-mp3]

they should make it easier

[mommy-mortis]

what?

[bug-mp3]

Everything. All of it

[animentality]

[homunculus-argument]

"Who radicalized you"

Actually I was taught at home that it's rude to be shitty at other people for no reason, and then some americans decided that this is a radical political ideology.

[podencos]

[thestateonmtv]

people with severe executive dysfunction think like this and by people I mean me

[badassdemonsword]

[corvodumpy]

Oh come on you HAVE to include the footage.

[vote-for-eggman]

???????????????

[thesylverlining]

Love how he just sits down at the end like Harrumph. Hmm. Just defied the laws of physics. Guess that happened.

[wybienova]

i love how the title is "human baseball player" . yknow, as opposed to all those non-human baseball players we have that double jump regularly

[skinsthemeplays-deactivated2022]

who knew I’d become a 98 year old forgotten woman in my 20’s

[sailermoon]

[girljpg]

[guerrillatech]

[thesadboisguidetolife]

All of these are good and valid. Especially that last one on the bottom.

“No, i just dont want to.” You dont need a reason not to drink.

[aviss]

No is a complete sentence for this too.

[dreamlogic]

y'all have to meet one of my most treasured possessions, who i got for $1 at a thift store, but is priceless in my heart. 1999 officially licensed star wars the phantom menace collectors drink cup exclusive to pizza hut, KFC, and taco bell:

important detail: his arms are posable. 360° jar jar action 24/7.

he was first christened Jar Jar Drinks, on account of being able to stick a straw through his skull and. drink. however, he tastes strongly carcinogenic and probably contains several types of plastic that have been banned since his manufacture in 1999.

so, when i was working food service and a good chunk of my income was from cash tips, i started stuffing a fat roll of cash inside him for safe keeping. he became known as Jar Jar Banks.

since i stopped living a life where i have large sums of cash money i need to squirrel away regularly, the name fell out of favor. but i still cherish him, and i knew he's destined to be filled with something someday.

well. i just realized i can hide my weed stash in his torso. so, without further ado, i would like to introduce you to this thrice-christened icon: Jar Jar Danks.

[jadesdumbstuff]

[headspace-hotel]

Farmer family friend has an out of control mint problem around one of his greenhouses because he had a potted mint plant that he set on the ground and it grew a tendril out of the pot which touched the soil and grew roots.

It had never occurred to me before that a potted plant could escape.

[kosmogrl]

unstoppable force (trying desperately to see the good in life) vs immovable object (wishing life would be kinder to me)