chiggen nucket

he/they, 23

[shigure]

🥘 stillstainless following

full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

🔲 tupperware follow

can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

🔲 tupperware follow

can you actually fuck off

🥣 countercandy mutuals

fav thing to hold

fruit

vegetables

keys

candy

soup

something else/not a bowl

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2024

☕ mug-shots follow

i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

🐾 dogbowl follow

dusty ass

🍴silverwarewolf following

all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

🥡 lunchb0x follow

Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

🔁cast-iron following

anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

🥤 papercup mutuals

WASP IN ME

[dafunk]

at work we have a bartender named tyler and he collects wine corks so we put them in a little box for him and another bartender makes fun of him cause his t’s look like l’s so she wrote “lyler’s corks” and i saw it this morning and i grabbed a marker and changed the ‘c’ to a ‘g’

and after he left a bartender came up to me and said “aww lyler left his gorks” and i lost it

[lildinospice]

[pileofknives]

Indigenous peoples of the great plains should've never told white people about tornadoes. "I don't know man that shit never happened before you showed up"

[lacetulle]

Almée Couture | Whisper of the Earth

[pjackk]

Bon giorno it is 10 am for the beutiful fashionistas of italia right now perfect time for a brunch with handsome loved onws

[hannahp0calypse]

pjackk its 2 in the morning on a friday the fashionistas are asleep and/or drunk

[pjackk]

Can i just have a win for the first time in my entire life

[kristina100000]

she is so cutie vibes. she is so sweetheart vibes

[roxxyintox]

shout out to my fellow stoners with adhd & complex developmental trauma bc like…

wait shit what was i about to say

[cryptotheism]

Teleporting does kill you but it also launches your soul through samsara in a sort of geostationary orbit velocity, so you reincarnate instantly.

[abandoned-quiche]

* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I'm collecting them.

* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!

[bloodied-dagger]

* Oh, these parentheses I keep closing?)

* There’s some guy who keeps opening them.)

* Right now, they think they’re 1,762 parentheses deep…)

* But really? They’re all closed.) Thanks to me.)

[gauntletqueen]

@punkitt-is-here also what I was thinking

[longseasons]

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

[darkcomedies]

reading a “there was only one bed fic” and the characters have decided to share the bed as long as they stay on their sides. i’m really glad they figured that whole mess out and am excited to read about them staying on their sides of the bed until morning^-^

[darkcomedies]

oh dear

[sapphicseance]

i lied i don’t like sex now watch barbie of swan lake with me 

[wnwnmemo]

[dailycatsblog]

[hamsternamedmarinette]

Seinfeld episode that takes place in Miraculous Paris

Jerry's new girlfriend thinks it's a red flag that he's never gotten upset enough to attract an akuma. Kramer joins a pool to place bets on how akuma battles will end up. Elaine starts dating the perfect man, but her attraction to him nosedives when she finds out he's been akumatized and his akuma form was really weird-looking and embarrassing. George pokes fun at her situation, but then he ends up akumatized for a super inane reason and his akuma form is the ugliest one by far.

[hamsternamedmarinette]

Jerry starts getting offended that Hawk Moth has never akumatized him. George keeps getting akumatized over and over again when he doesn't want to. Elaine has to interview Gabriel Agreste for her job and accidentally finds out his identity. Kramer takes a job as a substitute teacher in Adrien and Marinette's class and accidentally finds out their identities.

[hamsternamedmarinette]

A heckler at one of Jerry's shows hates Jerry's set so much that he gets akumatized. Elaine is tired of seeing Adrien Agreste wearing the same outfit in every one of his photoshoots. George gets to stay at a fancy suite in the Grand Paris Hotel but is bullied by Chloe the entire time he's there. Kramer invents an akuma repellant that works better than Ladybug's magical charms.

[babyanimalgifs]

Little fish eats his foods 

(Source)

[bunigojade]

[aflo]

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

[identifying-fish-in-posts]

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

[subaru-copilot]

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

[subaru-copilot]

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo