*decomposes*

homegrown biology and psychology memes; jokes and shit i made up or thought of myself at some point

[toastbutteregg]

[sxsg-moved]

they used to beat the shit out of me in the mitochondria

[great-and-small]

I hate that I’m always trying to find cool biology themed stuff to wear but all the “nature inspired” clothing companies just have like two crossed arrows or a minimalistic mountain on a sweatshirt. Fucking lame, that’s barely even nature-adjacent. Put the life cycle of a salamander on a jacket, put hyena skeleton patterns on leggings, put a damn field guide of birds of prey on a peacoat and THEN you can have my money. Do NOT give me a shirt with a leaf on it that says “stay wild” or some bullshit I would much prefer clothing that broadcasts to everyone around me how many teeth an adult Jaguar has or how some pitcher plants can catch and digest rats.

[weirdmageddon]

scary monsters and nice sprites stops yellow fever mosquitoes from mating

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

imagine being the guy who discovered microorganisms trying to explain to people that you promise there are millions of little secret guys on everything

[evilscientist3]

Antonie van Leeuwenhoek must have always been like "bro look in my tube bro. put your eye to this tiny device held over some water i got from a dish there are little animals bro i swear have a look"

[yandere-angela]

social media is just oscillating between “cringe culture is dead! enjoy your interests without shame!” and “we should bring back bullying and social ostricization” every couple of months

[magnetictapedatastorage]

[wumblr]

in 2020 the only acceptable keysmashes will be comprised of ATCG base pairs so you can print them at home and see if they come to life

[wumblr]

you: THIS IS SO FUNNY CGATATCGATATATCGCGATCGATCGCGATATCGATATATCGCGATCGATCGCGATATCGATATATCGCGATCGATCGCGATATCGATATATCGCGATCGATCGCGATATCGATATATCGCGATCGATCGCGATATCGATATATCGCGATCGATCGCGATATCGATATATCGCGATCGATCGCGATATCGATATATCGCGATCGATCGCGATATCGATATATCGCGATCGATCGCGATATCGATATATCGCGATCGATCGCGATATCGATATATCGCGATCGATCGCGATATCGATATATCGCGATCGATCGCGATATCGATATATCGCGATCGATCGCGATATCGATATATCGCGATCGATCG

me, opening up CRISPR Go: fascinating

[fortooate]

i am a mollusc, you are an irritant, and i am actively coating you with successive depositions of nacreous material which will eventually render you beautiful, silent, smooth, and quite dead

[twinicegiantorbiters]

thanks

[fortooate]

you’re welcome :) now silence

[sandmandaddy69]

[botanyshitposts]

[weirdmageddon]

[freshbiologymemes]

aquatic creatures adapting into terrestrial organisms and then evolving back into the ocean with a set of lungs and creating cetaceans

[freshbiologymemes]

oh to be a land mammal that returns to the sea

[freshbiologymemes]

aquatic creatures adapting into terrestrial organisms and then evolving back into the ocean with a set of lungs and creating cetaceans

[botanyshitposts]

plants be like *makes a sugar* *makes a sugar* *fucks* *makes a sugar* *makes a metabolite* *makes a secondary metabolite* *moves a sugar* *seals off a wound* *makes a sugar* *tilts a leaf 0.2 degrees towards sun* *moves water* *makes a sugar* *moves a sugar* *breaks down a sugar* *harvests an ion* *cells divide* *closes stomata* *breaks down a sugar* *makes a metabolite* *fucks again* *makes a su

[toc-remaking]

[waxworm-moved]

[freshbiologymemes]

my vagus nerve after i get an injection or blood drawn: hm i think i will cause problems on purpose *overactivates my parasympathetic system making me black out instantly*

[joylessmarxist]

MEAT BERRY MEAT BERRY MEAT B

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

They did tissue recellularization on a grape