[jedimagnus]

Why on earth hasn’t anyone invented a less terrifying way to open biscuits and cinnamon rolls???? 😩

[kayliemalinza]

because squishing that much biscuit into that little space teeters on the edge of hubris. the pop is to keep us humble. to remind us that death comes for all

[charlesoberonn]

The song “Jolene” but the singer never stops describing Jolene, going into more and more details and getting more and more disturbing until you’re not sure what Jolene is except that you’re afraid of her.

[maenadmars]

♪ your teeth are sharp / your mouth agape your claws rend flesh / there’s no escape from the judgement of the Eldritch One, Jolene ♪

[smalltall]

He screams about you in his sleep and when he wakes, does naught but weep in terror, of the one they call Jolene

[butts-for-days]

blackening the summer skies

with burning wings and countless eyes

we tremble at the sight of you, Jolene

[animatedamerican]

♪  we cower here beneath your gaze that sets the earth and sky ablaze have mercy at the end of days, Jolene  ♪

[lesbianvenom]

my friend’s sister is an animal behavioralist and said that the reason aren’t many lesbian penguins because girl penguins don’t traditionally do mating rituals and just wait for their mates to come to them so really there’s no difference between lesbian penguins and lesbian humans

[romancingthebookworm-deactivate]

Holy shit.

It really is happening again.

Someone get me a guillotine, and meet me on the White House lawn. It’s time to kill the king and eat the rich.

Bring your napkins.

[talesfrominceland]

[aesthetic-satanist]

[awesomacious]

A friend made a wise choice 3D printing this masterpiece

[mobpsycho100]

[swarnpert]

this is so sad killjoys make some noise

[seatrench]

Discus and Fry

(source)

[nikaido]

this signature depression meal thing really came for me i’m “coffee” and “wine” let’s be real

[probablybadrpgideas]

Feed a person vampire blood, you get a ghoul. Feed an animal vampire blood, you get a hellhound. Water a plant in vampire blood, you get a mandrake. Fill up your car with vampire blood? Probably good things, let’s try it.

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

when will my DS stylus return from the war

[cartiercocaine-blog]

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

[dont-touch-my-fandoms]

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

[blocboybucciarati]

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

[berryarmstrong]

THIS WILL NEVER GET OLD LMAO

[cfs-melkire]

OMFGGGGGG

[catsbeaversandducks]

A young, fluffy, HUGE, condor.

Via Imgur

[hollisketch]

I’ve been binge watching Xena lately. And you know what? She’s delightful :P

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

Based on my favorite post on this goddamned site

[cinematik-deactivated20180629]

i have no idea how it took me this long to see this post but i LOVE IT