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Why on earth hasn’t anyone invented a less terrifying way to open biscuits and cinnamon rolls???? 😩

because squishing that much biscuit into that little space teeters on the edge of hubris. the pop is to keep us humble. to remind us that death comes for all

charlesoberonn

The song “Jolene” but the singer never stops describing Jolene, going into more and more details and getting more and more disturbing until you’re not sure what Jolene is except that you’re afraid of her.

maenadmars

♪ your teeth are sharp / your mouth agape your claws rend flesh / there’s no escape from the judgement of the Eldritch One, Jolene ♪

smalltall

He screams about you in his sleep and when he wakes, does naught but weep in terror, of the one they call Jolene

butts-for-days

blackening the summer skies

with burning wings and countless eyes

we tremble at the sight of you, Jolene

animatedamerican

♪ we cower here beneath your gaze that sets the earth and sky ablaze have mercy at the end of days, Jolene ♪

lesbianvenom

my friend’s sister is an animal behavioralist and said that the reason aren’t many lesbian penguins because girl penguins don’t traditionally do mating rituals and just wait for their mates to come to them so really there’s no difference between lesbian penguins and lesbian humans

romancingthebookworm-deactivate

Holy shit.

It really is happening again.

Someone get me a guillotine, and meet me on the White House lawn. It’s time to kill the king and eat the rich.

Bring your napkins.

talesfrominceland

aesthetic-satanist

awesomacious

A friend made a wise choice 3D printing this masterpiece

mobpsycho100

swarnpert

this is so sad killjoys make some noise

seatrench

Discus and Fry

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nikaido

this signature depression meal thing really came for me i’m “coffee” and “wine” let’s be real

#coffee and fruit loops

probablybadrpgideas

Feed a person vampire blood, you get a ghoul. Feed an animal vampire blood, you get a hellhound. Water a plant in vampire blood, you get a mandrake. Fill up your car with vampire blood? Probably good things, let’s try it.