BOBCAT

don't care|27|USA|snow stuff

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

[ryvko]

[tanks-a-lot]

why are sun bears like…that?

[captain-price-official]

like what

[tanks-a-lot]

[captain-price-official]

oh you mean that

well

sometimes it just be like that

[westcountryadventure]

A bear, as designed by someone who’s never actually seen a bear

[scundered]

some kid just skateboarded down my street crying

[paranormalthread]

[foulserpent]

i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire

[plantparenthood]

are you a .. .horse

[yo-its-matt]

[m86-deactivated20171116]

not hating on men but like.. they are not girls you feel me

[unclefather]

my friend: hey dude, why are you banned from that bar that we always go to again?

me: everytime I walked in I would ask the bouncers if it was okay if my boys came in too and they would say yes and I would open up my coat and let hundreds of earthworms fall onto the floor

[terriamon]

itd be fucked up if our teeth were always flacid but got hard when we ate

[rytfujgkuhhgmjgh]

this bitch empty

YEET

[vinduster]

[big-papa-huge-time]

This video pisses me off because everything about it is perfect. It’s extremely well shot and composed. Every decision that went into it from the choreographed sunglasses throw to the bass boosted Nickelback seems deliberate and incapable of improvement. 

Nothing I ever make will be better than 12 second long shitpost.

[asian]

You wake up from an one night stand with Sharon that you met from tinder. She’s classy and amazing, and said that she was going to make you breakfast. You get dressed and walk out to the dining table, and Jonah hill is sitting there with a cup of orange juice.

What do you do

[frickindarn]

Let Jonah know I'm his new dad

[blairwitchh]

this is literally the height of comedy tho

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Elijah: “Cristine, what are you doing?”

Christine: “Just watching TV.”

Elijah: “You’re in IKEA. It’s not on.”

[X-Files theme plays]

[pocblog]

[blimpings-deactivated20210226]

I just saw a tag for animal crossing pocket camp spoilers.. excuse me? watchya gon spoil.. ? New typa fruit? does Filbert die?

[babyanimalgifs]

i’ve just come across one of my favourite videos on the internet

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

What happens if you miss? You just drown? Okay werk

[saddest-cat-hours]

Damn, save some for the rest of us

[space-owl]

This is like the opposite of that dude sliding down a snowy hill with classical music

[dont-offend-the-bees]

unstoppable force vs immovable object