SammyClassicSonicFan

Fast game is strong.

[teathattast]

[princesstigerbelle]

He like it

[charlesstilezmysterydiners]

I’m crying

[kaijuno]

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

[ya-boi-encijan]

Someone reuploaded it to a porn site and I’m not kidding.

[surprisebitch]

goodbye

[gingahhh]

when are male celebs gonna stop wearing boring ass plain black and white tuxedos and suits to award shows like step it up they all look the same I don’t care who made it. I wanna see some hunger games Capitol style fashion

[zombb-8-deactivated20190924]

They need to take a page from John Boyega’s book. That purple suit. Hot damn.

[babblingbug]

Not forgetting the all red, and the one with the blue blazer…….

[metallikato]

In case people missed the red suit and his blue look: 

And then the gorgeous purple Decepticon one: 

[star-spangled-jackass]

damn son

[louislumbarcurve]

I see your John Boyega and would also like to add Michael B. Jordan 

also, it’s not red carpet but I refuse to ignore these beauties:

[scrimbrim]

I need these suits

[warandpeas]

Cute Baby

[walktheoceanfloor]

[scumbagbestfriend-deactivated20]

I hope the lady that invented chocolate chip cookies got her pussy ate I love that bitch

[delgay]

my gf is an oven

[l00nyarchive]

explain

[delgay]

roasts me

[mental-ch-illness]

me, as my laptop fan suddenly becomes louder: what is it?? what program?? who is doing this to you????

[themixtrovert]

“i can’t do that because of my religious beliefs”

okay

“you can’t do that because of my religious beliefs”

not okay

[therepublicofrapunzel-deactivat]

Morality is not subjective. If the Bible says x is wrong, x is wrong whether you are a Christian or not. You’re not exempt from the truth because you don’t believe it.

[pishposh-haberdash]

Except if you’re not a Christian you don’t believe that the bible is truth so….

[therepublicofrapunzel-deactivat]

Yeah and if you’re colorblind you don’t think the sky is blue. 

The sky is blue whether you believe it or not. The Bible is true whether you believe it or not.

[cheshireinthemiddle]

The sky is actually black. You specifically perceive it as blue and a colorblind person may perceive it as orange or grey. A mantis shrimp sees it as colors that you cant even comprehend.

Your views =//= absolute truth

[lornagonigall]

[warandpeas]

Time of Death

[siobao]

i douche my ass with milk tea so that when someone eats my ass its sweet and little pieces of boba pop out of my ass and into their mouth

[unclefather]

[wtfernando88-deactivated2018120]

I’m always looking for new techniques to try out

[itwasntrainingyet]

[ratica]

Gee Guillermo, why does your mom let you have TWO OSCARS?

[freshfreshsalad]

Peter Land 4

[daydreams-at-midnight]

turn on sound

[chiptunecreature]

This has a better three-act structure than some movies I’ve seen lately.

[11thsense]

A representation of my thought process at all times

[angelbabyspice]

this is literally how teenagers talk irl

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[skypig357]

Lmao

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

modern art

[cuentosallaround]

Okay, at this point there has to be something wrong with me, right? I’ve watched this 20 times in the last half hour, I still don’t know what they are saying half the time, but it doesn’t seem to matter because i’ve been crying my eyes out laughing for the entire last half hour …

[vergak]

what the fuck is this from i gotta know

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

it’s called letterkenny and it’s about a man who gets dumped and then goes on to shirk his pacifism and reclaim and hold his title as the toughest dude in the rural town of letterkenny ontario. every episode cold opens like this in increasingly bizarre ways.

[shiftingpath]

I read the bit about not being able to parse what’s being said and then I read the bit about it being set in this fuckin province, and I thought, like, what kind of accent could they possibly use that was so incomprehensible while still setting it in northern goddamn Ontario? and actually, okay, you know what, despite having lived immersed in it my entire life I’m not sure i’ve ever seen this exact accent on tv before, it is just weird to see actors using it

[neonbonsaii]

My cousins grew up with the guy who wrote this show and is the main actor. It’s scary accurate for hick town Ontario (it’s based on the town of Listowel) and apparently some of the characters are based so closely on real people that they’ve recognized themselves while watching.

[gayworstenemy-deactivated201803]

ARE YOU GONNA FIGHT IN THOSE SHADES OR PLAY POKER STARS DOT COM

[sortyourlifeoutmate]

Distribute some free literature.

[cyrilthewolf]

I lived near Ontario in rural NY and we picked up this sort of similar affect. It’s so scary how true-to-life this is in that area of the contintent

[gentlepanpirate]

I’m just gonna leave a link to season one episode one right here…

annnnnnd here’s all of season one

annnnnnnnnnnnnnd all of season two

Don’t say I never did anything for ya. Enjoy glorious Canadian humor.

[copperbadge]

SEASON THREE PREMIERES THIS CANADA DAY

I AM PRETTY EXCITED ABOUT IT. 

[thetiniestbabby]

THAT WAS THE GREATEST ALLITERATIVE MASTERPIECE I HAVE EVER SEEN

[dancersofeveryday]

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

me and the girls

[brisbone]

My four remaining brain cells while I have a panic attack in a crowded public area