i'd fight myself

grow up

[frickinricecake]

[nepofledgling]

people acting like diversity is inherently a political statement or sjw bullshit are so fucking stupid like… thats just how the world is. its almost like the real world is diverse and that its unnatural for media to not reflect this… like these people literally get mad about female protagonists, gay protagonists or protagonists of color bc its “political correctness gone too far” like idk how to explain to you that poc, lgbt people and women existing isnt political correctness its just life dude

[ghostgloss]

why does everyone have such strong vivid memories from 2010 associated with dynamite by taio cruz

[angrydumbtyche-deactivated20150]

Don’t be afraid to destroy men’s lives over crimes they chose to commit.

[bunnywork2-deactivated20160129]

LOUDER

[bpdbot]

sometimes i have too many emotions and sometimes i have none at all but i always always feel like i’m drowning

[thesaurio]

Learn how to swim Bitch

[bpdbot]

i made this post when i was in A Mood and all the replies are so angst and depressing except this Whole Ass Mood. Learn how to swim Bitch it’s 2018 we’re dealing with our problems

[pesky-plumbers]

[graffyn-guy]

The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy? 

[pesky-plumbers]

[treaclethetortoise]

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

The Moon landing was faked

Major words in Mario games have never used a G

[pesky-plumbers]

please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible

[graffyn-guy]

What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers

[pesky-plumbers]

[final-justice]

@pesky-plumbers what about the F from Mario Golf?

[pesky-plumbers]

[tremendouslysizzlingsandwich-de]

y in mario party

[pesky-plumbers]

this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing

your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu

[grawly]

there was a g in this one too tho

[pesky-plumbers]

[my-middle-name-is-awkward]

[paininthejas]

THAT is big dick energy

[justatrashboat]

[jasper-rolls]

this exchange is like a microcosm of all internet discourse

[friend-suggestions]

my best friend: mentions we’re best friends

me: 💝? 💕?? 💓💕?? ? 💗? 💝💕💗? 💖💕💖❤️💗💛!!!!!

[lioness--hart]

Depression: No do thing. Tired.

Me: Okay well. Maybe if I go to sleep super duper early, I’ll get a decent amount of sleep.

Insomnia: You Fool. You absolute goddamn idiot

[lioness--hart]

Insomnia: You Are Awake.

Me: Okay well. Maybe now I can get some stuff done.

Depression: You fool. You absolute goddamn idiot

[buggyeyes]

[mainflopgirl]

taika waititi was queer eye to the thor franchise when he saw how much the first two movies sucked and was like okay time to give him a haircut

[hoebutmadefashion]

any man: trust me

me:

[bilations]

Lesbians that complain about bi women dating men instead of them are officially the “nice guys” of biphobia.

“Why would she date a smelly BOY when she could date me instead? I’d treat her so much better than any man could! I don’t understand what she could possibly see in a MAN!”

[frost-strix17]

if u say this shit, imma leave u for a man immediately. the first one on sight. period.

[pantaro]

The same applies to gay men that complain about bi men dating women instead of them.

[tvandfilm]

[30-minute-memes]

[hungwy]

hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not

yeah i got it last time