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Me: *playing Dead By Daylight*

Me: "None of them have a trashlight yet"

Luke: "A trashflight?"

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Me: *while trying to think of the word ambience*

Me: "It's like decoration for music"

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I haven't committed suicide yet!

Rachel 2k17

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You're as worse as my mother.

Luke

#shit luke says #friend quotes #friend quotes 2k17 #my friends are dorks #13th February 2017 #as worse as my mother

She likes them older. Maybe that's what you didn't have: wrinkles!

Rachel 2k17

#oh lord #i'm crying #wrinkles 😂😂😂#shit rachel says #my friends are dorks #friend quotes #friend quotes 2k17 #9th february 2017 #rachel #this is the 12th post today #12 in one day #fucking hell

While laying down...

Luke: Why do I hurt inside?

Luke: *slams head into shelf*

Luke: OWW... and now outside!

#i'm still laughing #i'm sorry #i'm so sorry #shit luke says #shit luke does #friend quotes #friend quotes 2k17 #my friends are dorks #luke #9th february 2017

While talking about weird pregnancies...

Me: That could be why I was a smoker?

Rachel: What, to deal with white people?

#shit rachel says #shit I say #my friends are dorks #friend quotes #friend quotes 2k17 #9th february 2017 #white people

I feel like I'm humping your shoulder with my foot.

Rachel 2k17

#shit rachel says #my friends are dorks #friend quotes #friend quotes 2k17 #9th february 2017 #foot fetish much?#crying 😂😂😂😂

You can't really see us because we aren't lookable.

Rachel 2k17

#shit rachel says #friend quotes #friend quotes 2k17 #my friends are dorks #9th february 2017

While applying for accommodation in my blanket fort...

Rachel: *reading from the website* It's more than just a room...

Me: *interrupts* It's an M&S room!

#shit we say #shit we do #friend quotes #friend quotes 2k17 #my friends are dorks #shit i say #shit rachel says #9th february 2017 #m&s

I put my mum's name as Melanie Josh!

Luke 2k17

#shit luke says #josh is his brother #my friends are dorks #friend quotes #friend quotes 2k17 #9th february 2017

In my blanket fort with Rachel...

Jade: What are you two doing under there?

Me: Eating...

Jade: You're very quiet...

Luke: Because they're eating.

Jade: They're not usually this quiet!

Luke: They're eating!! We just gave them McDonald's!

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And it's very comfy too! - India [me] 2k17

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Isn't that where you got saw last time?

India [me]

#good grammar #not #shit i say #india #me #friend quotes #friend quotes 2k17 #my friends are dorks #i'm a dork #i'm a mess #9th february 2017

And here we have an example of how functional our brains are in the morning. 😂 (Grey is Jade)

#shit jade says #she just woke up #my friends are dorks #friend quotes #friend quotes 2k17 #9th February 2017 #messenger

Luke is playing games at 4.30am when...

Me: *sits up from deep sleep*

Me: The fairies want my tail!

Me: *falls down*

Me: No... I want my tail!

Me: *falls asleep again*

#i talk in my sleep #???#wtf #shit i say #shit I do #luke was dying #he couldnt stop laughing for 5 minutes apparently #i'm a dork #i'm a mess #i cant believe i did that #friend quotes #friend quotes 2k17 #my friends are dorks #9th february 2017 #sleep talking

While Watching Anastasia...

Jonathan: Why do none of you bow to me and call me your highness?

Jade: Because you're a dickhead.

#shit jonathan says #shit jade says #watching anastasia #anastasia #underrated film #the dog is so cute #friend quotes #friend quotes 2k17 #my friends are dorks #blazed movies #movie marathon #8th february 2017

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