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this is where i post quotes of myself with no context ♡ he/they

[friend2sharks]

dear god i am NOT your strongest soldier, PLEASE give me the carrot.

[friend2sharks]

me

[friend2sharks]

[friend2sharks]

sometimes i scroll thru my own account bc i think im SO funny

[fluffygif]

William holds the line 😻

[friend2sharks]

YEAHHHHAAAAAA FUCK IT UP WILLIAM

[friend2sharks]

feeling like kim possible in my costco pants

[friend2sharks]

i had to run aftr my dad in the like 4° above freezinf weather [in tom and jerry cut off] and i am exhilarated, refreshed, and better than everyone

[friend2sharks]

update: shiver station evry body !!!

[friend2sharks]

i had to run aftr my dad in the like 4° above freezinf weather [in tom and jerry cut off] and i am exhilarated, refreshed, and better than everyone

[doublism]

i'm not a swiftie or an antiswiftie or anywhere in between i'm a postswiftieist. explaining what this means could fill a doctoral dissertation.

[friend2sharks]

im rlly sitting here struggling to find a song lyric for my instagram caption, is this healing your inner teen ??

[friend2sharks]

"are we collecting cutlery like infinity stones??" -me

[friend2sharks]

♡♡♡

[friend2sharks]

i have like 2 braincells nd they're both on sabbatical

[bongwatermarley]

man the sleep that I just slopt. you wouldn't believe it

[friend2sharks]

man in instagram guessed my choice of online internet game as a kid he knows too much 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

[puipui-official]

"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

[froginapicklejar]

[friend2sharks]

fortnite dancing at the mf function 🕺🕺🕺