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unironically adore chess set designers whose central design principle seems to have been "how can I make a position as hard to parse as possible"

dostoyevsky-official

note that the king becomes an offensive piece in the endgame

dostoyevsky-official

use this chess set for the alimony gambit

mercuryfountain-deactivated2024

I need people to realize "gay men who barely consider themselves men except as a matter of convenience and sexual compatibility logistics" are not some niche esoteric Tumblr thing but a condition an unquantifiably vast portion of us share. Privilege discourse is good when you know what you're talking about, but many are so dogmatic about it they end up viewing men and women as different species and nonbinary people as a neatly delineated third species.

theehorsepusssy

aropride

just saw a chart with the gender options "male" "female" and "part-time/other" and i think i get what they were going for but i'm obsessed with the concept of part-time gender. clocking into my shift at the gender factory and brother i am not getting paid a living wage

#too real

wantonlywindswept

googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly

wantonlywindswept

oho and now you’re questioning my adverb usage? you? you?

you fucking dare?

wantonlywindswept

you try to change ‘tears’ to ‘years’ for no reason but don’t catch ‘imporint’???

wantonlywindswept

hey quick question gdocs

what the fuck

grymmdark

querched up white boy

thewalrus-said

i don’t have screenshots, but one time i typed the word “table” into google docs in the process of writing my story, and google docs carefully underlined the first four letters (“tabl”), and asked me if perhaps i’d meant to write “table”

yes, google docs, that would be why i’d written “table”

out of curiosity i accepted the change. the word now read “tablee”

alphacrone

petition to shorten "classic literature" to "clit"

toadstool32

back to the scheduled program

mangonetics

I think they should release a CRT model switch instead of an OLED

sirobvious

And it should weigh five pounds minimum

mangonetics

cargifs

loveamongthesailors

legit excited to see this come around again

wizardofgaysex

my checking account is called my Lamborghini account and my savings is called my Hollywood hills account. when I have to go to the bank they see that shit. if they knew if was from this dumb fucking video I think they would execute me