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Dianna. 28. I reblog a lot of anime and humour bullshit. Don't expect any original content here.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

how it feels when i order something for dine-in and they give it to me in takeout bags

[ell-does-stuff]

shadow quiz is about to go crazy

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[podcastwizard]

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

[drawsdenfiles]

"I sometimes think I might be about to explode at the prospect of all the marvelous opportunities that have been opening to me." "As long as you don't do it in my car."

The Dresden Files | Jim Butcher

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Thank you, @notsodirtynatasha, for always being there for me. And also for introducing this series to me! You're amazing.

[neenarchive]

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

[neenarchive]

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

[elektrashocktherapy]

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

[celebrinienjoyer]

i need to show you all something that made me crylaugh last night. just fucking look at them.

[thesylverlining]

It's fine they just went a little nuts with the character creation face sliders

[aropride]

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

[sensitivesiren]

[nowadayz]

DROP DEAD GORGEOUS 1999, dir. Michael Patrick Jann

[dogpuppy]

[spacedoutsnail]

The absolutely GORGEOUS uniform of team Mongolia for the Winter Olympics in Italy, 2026

[gearcats]

Oscar, inside a Moog Modular

[digitalbeachrave]

[ben-shapiro-onlyfans]

wikipedia is a gem

[laineysbucketlist]

If I’m correct, this is from the article “list of common misconceptions” which happens to be one of my favorite Wikipedia articles

[xkcd-for-that]

[ID in alt text]

[xkcd-for-that]

Happy first Tuesday in February!

[raccoonmilf]

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

[raccoonmilf]

For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

[raccoonmilf]

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

[raccoonmilf]

I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

[raccoonmilf]

Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[lepidopteragirl]

deadbeat group chat member

[sayahbayahboo]

One pool floatie to rule them all

[lady-merian]

in case anyone besides me wanted to see it in use :)

[bold-baddie]

[mlobsters]

the matrix: revisited (2001)

The masculine side of Morpheus is really evident in the Matrix and his feminine side is evident in the Neb.

[sourcreammachine]

hey why are we interviewing fishburne lying down on a garage floor

[shingojira]

can dudes not just chill anymore