Tasty Poison

Hey, I'm Gabriel, this is a side blog for DnD stuff and the like! My day to day job is mildly poisoning people in exchange for money.

[pierroticism]

going to be posting some artfight attacks on here! this is for opossumjj on artfight

[snoozedraws]

thinking about…………….. ms hubris again……………

check out our campaign! tumblr: @modern-dnd twitter: @NeonArcanum

[filibusterfrog]

so basically what if firbolgs but other land ungulates

[dungeonlust]

[galacticjonah]

A lot of you tell me you like how different I make various DnD races look. That got me thinking. Wanted to experiment and see how much diversity can be in such a simple thing as ears. And here we go~ 

[ankegladnick]

“Kintsugi” - The art form of mending broken ceramics with gold. By doing so, the flaws become part of the object’s history and design, instead of something that’s rejected and hidden.

[firebirdeternal]

You know what’s more fun than worldbuilding that makes some fantasy races EEEEVIIIIIIILLLLL!!!!? Worldbuilding that gives the different races cultural differences that help explain why there’s a lot of conflict between them:

Goblin culture doesn’t have a concept of “Property”. A stick on the ground and a tool in a locked shed are equally up for grabs if a thing needs doing. They casually take and leave things all over their communities, eat from communal pots, and genuinely Do Not Understand why the Core Races are so Angry and prone to Violence all the time.

Consequently Goblins who live near Core communities develop a reputation as “Thieves” despite not even having a *word* for that. (The closest word they have is more like “Greedy” and it means a person that hides things so nobody else can use them, and it’s a surefire fight-starter to call a Goblin that)

Common Orc Spiritual beliefs hold that a Soul can only grow stronger by overcoming Challenges in life, and see intruding on another person’s Challenge unasked for as not just Rude, but Deeply Harmful. You’re Stealing their chance to Grow. Asking for help is deeply personal and doing so can be both a way to grow closer with them or a too-personal intrusion, depending on your existing relationship with them. An exception is Children, as far as most Orcs are concerned, all Children are fundamentally the responsibility of the Whole Community, regardless of whose child they are, or even if said child is an Orc at *all*.

This means that Orcs who live near Core neighbors often seem Rude and Standoffish if not outright hostile, because they neither ask for nor offer aid even in times of trouble, and respond to unasked for aid themselves with Anger. There are even rumors that they Steal Children, because if an Orc finds a child lost in the woods they’re pretty much immediately going to start feeding it, and if they can’t find where to bring it back to, or it doesn’t seem to be well cared for, they’re just gonna keep it. 

[crazy-pages]

This. I like this.

[mimidisneynerd]

Woke campaign idea I just had but will probably never have the time to flesh out:

You play as yourselves. Like, you wake up and you're in a new world. Have to figure out how to survive in a dnd world and get back home. Some people discover they can do magic, others train relentlessly with weapons. Maybe on waking up your features seem a little different as some ancient elven or orcish genetics appear. One character could inexplicably start growing horns.

The mission is to get back home before you fully integrate into the world, and what if it gets to a point where you don't want to go back?

Anyway, that's what my brain is thinking about at the moment

[zandotherthings]

“There are two things that don’t exist in Caldera; homophobia and eggplants.”

-JD, very passionately, while talking about vegetarian options at taverns

[okpitseleh]

have a good evening everyone! 

i want to draw more tiny secret houses

[valtsv]

if giving faeries your name makes it belong to them, then does the same apply to giving them any of your other possessions as well

[valtsv]

faerie: can i take your coat?

me: sure, thanks!

faerie: no, thank you *puts on my coat and walks out*

me:

me: wait what the fuck

[valtsv]

be fae do crime

[filibusterfrog]

my opinion on elf ears

[penitance]

[catchymemes]

[randomencounters]

Encounter: human fighter that realized he made less money adventuring than he could by inviting other characters to pay him to take damage so they can level up

[ambassadorquark]

roll a d20 for a stupid trait to incorporate into your next d&d character

illiterate

speaks in a ridiculous accent

your setting’s equivalent of a scientologist

libertarian

takes every possible opportunity to talk about their dad

morally opposed to masturbation

writes fanfic about campaign relevant figures of your choice

insecure about their height

does nude sketches of their party members, entirely from imagination

investigates or attempts to identify things exclusively by licking them

sexually attracted exclusively to a weird thing of the player’s choice

divorced

takes every possible opportunity to talk about their mom

their primary weapon or arcane focus can talk, but is extremely annoying

avoids swearing at all costs

embarrassingly sex positive

their backstory is an elaborate lie they came up with to sound cooler

collects whatever the player decides is their slain enemies’ funniest body part

enthusiastically eats things like bugs and rats

flips a coin to make decisions, no matter how important

[thehowlingowl-deactivated202309]

all my bear owl (or owlley cats) gifs in one post!  all inspired by the same creature in the croods, just with different owls

[kitswulf]

@argumate

[silviculturalsappho]

Thanks! I love it

[valtsv]

changeling faerie but instead of stealing and replacing people's children she takes women engaged to cruel or unfaithful men

[valtsv]

the other women of the village: will you be taking his name when you marry?

the faerie: you could say that ;)

[valtsv]

"what does she do to the women OP?" she marries them obviously

[valtsv]