i'm a mess and so is this blog

Alicia | 24 | She/Her | British |✝| Uni Student | Theatre Nerd | Currently obsessed with DnD | My goodreads account: https://www.goodreads.com/mimidisneynerd

[mimidisneynerd]

A little intro to me :)

Hello! I'm Alicia and I mainly use this blog for Life of the Party content as well as general going ons :) Here's some links to where to find me about the web:

My Harry Potter side bog (that I'm more active on lol): @harrypotterismyhorcrux

My Goodreads: mimidisneynerd, I'm going to start reviewing the multitude of books I read for uni :)

My Ao3: Lissymcl if you want to check out any of my works

If you're here from my Unwind memes here's a link to the first post which has links to the rest of them :)

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[writing-prompt-s]

"Your son will take your throne from you," they prophesized, spitting each word out of teeth clenched tight with hatred. Why they'd bother prophesizing such an event befuddles you; your son is literally your chosen heir, after all.

[loveyourllamas]

Years later, you realize what the prophets meant. For most of your life your son was your pride and joy; an academic, who would surely lead the kingdom into greater health and wellness. Until he committed the ultimate act of betrayal.

"You will not take my throne from me!" You cling to your grand chair so hard your knuckles turn white.

Your son sighs. "Dad. Dad it's lead-"

"Of course it's lead! It's a strong metal, signifying the strength of our country- this throne has been passed down the royal line for 300 years, 15 rulers before me-"

"That is not enough time for that many people!" Your son throws his hands up in the air. "Because it is lead! It is poisoning you! Didn't you wonder why grandpa died at 40?"

"Ah, pfoo! That's the ancestral curse."

"It's the throne! The throne is the ancestral curse!!!"

[zmpl]

i will replace chatgpt

[zmpl]

two pieces of bread and in between theres a bunch of bullshit

[mybrainisalibrary]

Jack in season 2:

[satan-offical]

Snuck into heaven guys the architecture is so fucking white I can't see shit

[lasagoofs]

x

[softwaring]

[mariania97]

Reblog to join the phummoning phircle

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[werewolfetone]

[geekyhistoriansunite]

@jstor

[jstor]

Tragedy

[feathers-little-nest]

[beyond-crusading]

"I asked ChatGPT-" Well I asked the immortal Dragon that Uther chained in the caves beneath Camelot and HE told me to commit treason

[cordelia-grey1612]

"Are they enemies to lovers?"

"Worse. They're enemies that didn't have a chance to become lovers."

The Rujinu gif belongs to @chowbo. Permission granted.

[toughtsalot]

jinu x rumi ♡ | fanart by @ haydendeterra.

[weaver-z]

The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.

[rockshitty]

The moon landing was fake: tired, passé, heard it before

The moon landing was an elaborate marriage proposal: fresh! sexy! I’m going to be thinking about this for months!

[weaver-z]

Romcom where two dudes in the 1960s fall in love and come up with an elaborate plan to become astronauts to get married in space because gay marriage is illegal everywhere but it can’t be illegal on the moon

[explorerrowan]

Might make things a little awkward for Mike Collins.

[soaringsearingphoenix]

He was the officiator

[explorerrowan]

This is an excellent take. He officiated in orbit, and the landing was their Honey Moon.

[cipheramnesia]

Oh my god they were moon mates.

[themoonwheniamlost]

THEY WERE MOON MATES

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Following up a career and era-defining fantasy franchise leading role with a steadfast commitment to playing weird little freaks.

[ghost-of-diogenes]

[pixeljade]

Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!

I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.

If you choose the more popular option you are poisoned, and must log off and do something you are putting off. If you choose otherwise, you may reblog and keep scrolling!

The Goblet Nearest You

The Goblet Nearest Me

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

[a-heavenly-melody-deactivated20]

This is genuinely the funniest thing that could’ve happened considering how the actual scene plays out holy shit