sam smokes man ass

i am no

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u wver wanna fuck somebody so hard you start to get annoyed by them

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have yall seen the misogyny from the big band theory

that shit is unwatchable

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are studios ALLERGIC TO CASTING A DARKSIN WOC????

its like they purposefully look for the whitest looking lightskin biracial female lead

i wish they made leti lewis a darksin woman that would’ve been the shit

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I don’t understand gays who hate fat gays.....

bruh theres more ass?!!

why are you complaining?????

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why do yall want victorian ghosts???

id get hate crimed by them fuck that

i want a caveman ghost

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civilisation was a mistake im going to fuck off to my mountain top

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wish thanatos would grab my ass and drag me out this bitch

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jackie chan looked at yt ppl in the 80s and was like....disgusting i will kick ur ass

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wouldn’t be dope if we didn’t put a fuckable value on everyone.....anyways hey whats up

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stop smelling like c*m you dumb bitch

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im 210 lbs of pure kisses

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i pspspsps but they stopped answering

what wrong have i done?

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i am wheezing at the phrase

“*cocks cock”

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i think its about time we as a society ignore straight-washing ppl in academia.

either disregard their entire existence or treat them like widdle babey poopoo heads.

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frogs either look like they have a tumbling weed rolling in their head and they’re happy about it, it they have the horrors and miseries of untold lives from far before, and they’re grumpy about it.

perfect lil creatures.

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signing petitions with my fellow associates

theres me, Sam

my dearest siblings, Sami, Samy, Samey

my colleagues, Samuel, Samantha, Sir Sam the bastard, lord Samuel of place, Duchess Samantha of whereabout.

my esteemed boss, Samuel Samantha IV and their family

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its been a while since i ate pussy huh