Spider-man

Just your friendly neighborhood Spider-man :)

[clint-anon]

I just woke up in the vents. What the hell happened last night?

[friendlyneighbourhoodhero]

You could just check the security footage Mr. Stark has :)

[ironman-tonystark]

Everyone's been recovering from Sam's birthday party. Sam's looking seedy, the super-soldiers are way too cheery, and we're about to send out a team to search the dumpsters for Clint.

[friendlyneighbourhoodhero]

Don't worry Mr. Stark, I found him and brought him back to the compound

[ironman-tonystark]

Sometimes when the younger superheroes get stuck in a battle when they're supposed to be at school, they get me to write a note to excuse their absence. It's a little weird, and I have to think on my feet to come up with good reasons for them being late, but I always sign it; from Tony Stark, who is very smart, disarmingly handsome, and extremely trustworthy. That usually does the trick.

[friendlyneighbourhoodhero]

Speaking of notes, Mr. Stark I need another one

[friendlyneighbourhoodhero]

What video games do you play?

I'll normally play whatever Ned wants to play and that's a lot of different Star Wars games. I also like to play Mario Kart with @justcallme-bucky @clint-anon and @samandredwing. When the four of us play, Mr. Bucky normally wins.. But if it's just me and Mr. Clint playing I always let him win because I don't like seeing him sad when I beat him.

[ironman-tonystark]

What are your thoughts on spiderman?

That there's a hyphen between spider and man.

[friendlyneighbourhoodhero]

I actually dont care how they spell my name Mr. Stark. As long as they dont call me something weird..

[deadpool-unikrnlvr]

Then you ain't Spider-Man....

[friendlyneighbourhoodhero]

People mess my name up so much that I just stopped caring. Like, why should I keep correcting them if they're just gonna call me whatever they want?

[agent-mariahill]

Hey spoodermam, your science project exploded all over lab 3. Go clean it up.

[friendlyneighbourhoodhero]

.....Sighs.. I give up. I'll go and clean up lab 3

[ironman-tonystark]

What are your thoughts on spiderman?

That there's a hyphen between spider and man.

[friendlyneighbourhoodhero]

I actually dont care how they spell my name Mr. Stark. As long as they dont call me something weird..

[deadpool-unikrnlvr]

Then you ain't Spider-Man....

[friendlyneighbourhoodhero]

People mess my name up so much that I just stopped caring. Like, why should I keep correcting them if they're just gonna call me whatever they want?

[justcallme-bucky]

Okay look. I have a question and it’s been driving me insane ever since I saw a tiktok about it months ago. The black eye “makeup”. How, why, what. Like was it done once and it just got progressively worse every time you woke up? Or was it like applied every time? I’m sorry if it’s a sensitive question but it’s been bugging me.

The fuck is a tiktok?

[clint-anon]

It's another entertainment app but it's all videos.

[cap-steverogers]

When Clint runs up to show you a dog video, that's tiktok.

[justcallme-bucky]

Ah. Okay. Got it. ...what was the question again?

[friendlyneighbourhoodhero]

I love tiktok, I use it all the time. We should make a tiktok together sometime Mr. Bucky

[justcallme-bucky]

Please...please don't... Just drop the Mr., kid.

[friendlyneighbourhoodhero]

Yes sir, it wont happen again

[ironman-tonystark]

What are your thoughts on spiderman?

That there's a hyphen between spider and man.

[friendlyneighbourhoodhero]

I actually dont care how they spell my name Mr. Stark. As long as they dont call me something weird..

[justcallme-bucky]

Okay look. I have a question and it’s been driving me insane ever since I saw a tiktok about it months ago. The black eye “makeup”. How, why, what. Like was it done once and it just got progressively worse every time you woke up? Or was it like applied every time? I’m sorry if it’s a sensitive question but it’s been bugging me.

The fuck is a tiktok?

[clint-anon]

It's another entertainment app but it's all videos.

[cap-steverogers]

When Clint runs up to show you a dog video, that's tiktok.

[justcallme-bucky]

Ah. Okay. Got it. ...what was the question again?

[friendlyneighbourhoodhero]

I love tiktok, I use it all the time. We should make a tiktok together sometime Mr. Bucky

[justcallme-bucky]

*sends you homemade cookies trying to even out that some anons were exceptionally rude*

That's really sweet of you, and I appreciate it, but we've been advised by legal that we're unable to consume homemade and/or unpackaged food from fans due to...The Incident.

[ironman-tonystark]

Oh yeah. The Incident. That was fucked up.

[agentsharoncarter]

SHIELD couldn't clean up that mess. We had to bring in some extra classified tech.

[agent-mariahill]

We don't speak of The Incident.

[justcallme-bucky]

Oh shit, Maria, when did you get here?

[friendlyneighbourhoodhero]

What incident Mr. Stark?

[agent-mariahill]

What part of "We don't speak of The Incident." do you not understand?

[deadpool-unikrnlvr]

Kid’s reading comprehension is shit, flat out ignored 2 badass female agents to ask Stark what happened. Such mansplaining disrespect in this Barbie day and age…..

[friendlyneighbourhoodhero]

Ohh that incident.. You know, there's way to many to keep track of

[justcallme-bucky]

*sends you homemade cookies trying to even out that some anons were exceptionally rude*

That's really sweet of you, and I appreciate it, but we've been advised by legal that we're unable to consume homemade and/or unpackaged food from fans due to...The Incident.

[ironman-tonystark]

Oh yeah. The Incident. That was fucked up.

[agentsharoncarter]

SHIELD couldn't clean up that mess. We had to bring in some extra classified tech.

[agent-mariahill]

We don't speak of The Incident.

[justcallme-bucky]

Oh shit, Maria, when did you get here?

[friendlyneighbourhoodhero]

What incident Mr. Stark?