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@deadpool-unikrnlvr
I'm starting to think that agreeing to let Morgan make Vantine's cards with Wade was a bad idea. Well, at least she's learning the anatomical features of a human heart, I guess. I just wish there wasn't so much glitter everywhere.
The hearts were ethically sourced, the glitter was not, and we need more glue.
I thought I was done with my Christmas shopping, and then Wade slipped a huge list under my door. Call me a sucker, I guess, but at least it should be easy. It's all weapons and sex toys.
Some items can be used as both!!
seriously, why is Wade so weird
@deadpool-unikrnlvr, do you have anything to say for yourself?
I'm not sure.
It's either the severe emotional scarring or the psychosis.
But my shrinks all stopped answering my calls, so your guess is as good as anyone's.
Wow, and here I was thinking you were going to bring up Rob Liefeld and feet again.
Not this close to Christmas
seriously, why are you so weird, Wade
You asked Tony already, check out my answer to him
seriously, why is Wade so weird
@deadpool-unikrnlvr, do you have anything to say for yourself?
I'm not sure.
It's either the severe emotional scarring or the psychosis.
But my shrinks all stopped answering my calls, so your guess is as good as anyone's.
I've had Deadpool stuck to me for the past ten minutes because my armor iced up, and for some reason, he decided he was going to lick it.
It was for research and scientific reasons, obviously.
Someone get a cup of warm water, please.
I thought someone had gotten a really realistic charred corpse decoration for the Halloween display out front of the compound. Turns out it was just Wade getting some sun.
You ruined my nap.
So, Clint loves his coffee black, and today I saw Deadpool drink a pint glass full of Girl Scout cookie thin mints flavored creamer. Does that make them soul mates or sworn enemies?
Why does it have to be one or the other?
Also, I threw up in the garbage disposal. It's minty!
Today I had to explain to Wade that when he does give blood it can't be from other people.
Show me in the rules where it says so
Wade has a tattoo on his ass that says, 'You must be this tall to enter.' Don't ask me how I know that, nor whether I make the height restrictions.
Everyone knows about that. I got it one late night when I was contemplating a plan to defeat Thanos.
It involved Ant-Man, but never panned out.
๐๐๐ก๐ข ๐ฐ๐ฌ๐ซ ๐ฌ๐ฃ ๐๐ฆ๐ฉ ๐ง๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ฑ ๐๐ฐฦืื ึ๐ข๐ก ๐ช๐ข ๐ฑ๐ฌ ๐ข๐ต๐ญ๐ฉ๐๐ฆ๐ซ ๐๐๐ฌ๐ฒ๐ฑ '๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฐ โ๐๐ค๐ซ๐๐ ๐ฌ๐ ๐จ ๐ฅ๐ข ฦืื ึ๐ข๐ข๐ญ๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐ข๐๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ซ๐ค ๐๐๐ฌ๐ฒ๐ฑ'. โ ๐๐ช ๐ฏ๐๐ฏ๐ข๐ฉ๐ถ ๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ฐ๐ฑ ๐ฃ๐ฌ๐ฏ ๐ด๐ฌ๐ฏ๐ก๐ฐ ๐๐ฒ๐ฑ โ ๐ ๐ฌ๐ฒ๐ฉ๐ก ๐ซ๐ฌ๐ฑ ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ซฦืื ึ ๐ฌ๐ฃ ๐๐ซ๐ถ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ซ๐ค ๐ฑ๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐๐ถ ๐ฑ๐ฌ ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐๐ฑ.
It's okay. What I envision it to be is GLORIOUS!! I'll draw some pictures.
If Wade Wilson prooves anything, it's that the bar for being able to call yourself a superhero is set really, really low.
Damn right it is!
Wade spent half the day hiding behind the kitchen island and anytime any of us asked him what he was doing he'd just shush us and wave us away. Finally, after about four hours, Clint was eating fries, pulled one out, and said, 'Look at this long one.' Wade jumped up from behind the counter and replied, 'I've got a real long one, in my pants." Cracked his spine and then hobbled off. I guess it was worth it.
Totally worth it.
They say you either die a hero or live to become a villain. But sometimes you can do both.
Or you play a DC hero, fight someone from WWE with Blade, and become Marvel Jesus all in one lifetime.
It's a wild ride.
โ๐ซ ๐ช๐ถ ๐ช๐๐ซ๐ถ, ๐ช๐๐ซ๐ถ ๐ถ๐ข๐๐ฏ๐ฐ, โ ๐ฅ๐๐ณ๐ข ๐ฐ๐ข๐ข๐ซ ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ข๐ซ ๐ฏ๐๐ ๐ข๐ฐ ๐ด๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ฅ ๐ ๐ฒ๐ฉ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฏ๐ข๐ฐ ๐๐ซ๐ก ๐ฅ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ฐ ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐๐ฑ ๐ณ๐๐ฏ๐ถ ๐ค๐ฏ๐ข๐๐ฑ๐ฉ๐ถ. โ ๐ฅ๐๐ณ๐ข ๐ฐ๐ข๐ข๐ซ ๐ด๐ฌ๐ซ๐ก๐ข๐ฏ๐ฐ ๐ซ๐ฌ๐ฑ ๐ช๐ข๐๐ซ๐ฑ ๐ฃ๐ฌ๐ฏ ๐ช๐ฌ๐ฏ๐ฑ๐๐ฉ ๐ข๐ถ๐ข๐ฐ. ๐๐ข๐ฑ ๐ซ๐ฌ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ซ๐ค ๐ฅ๐๐ฐ ๐ ๐ฌ๐ซ๐ฃ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ข๐ก ๐ช๐ข ๐๐ฐ ๐ช๐ฒ๐ ๐ฅ ๐๐ฐ ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ข๐ซ๐ก๐ฆ๐ซ๐ค ๐๐ซ๐ถ ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ช๐ข ๐ด๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ฅ ๐๐๐ก๐ข ๐ฐ๐ฌ๐ซ ๐ฌ๐ฃ ๐๐ฆ๐ฉ.
Aww, that's so nice! I like spending time with you too.
A whole section of my wardrobe is set aside for when crop tops and booty shorts come back into style. I'm starting to think I might just have to make that happen myself.
Please don't
Please don't.
Please don't.
They've been back in style for at least a year now.
Please. Don't.
It looks like the votes are in. I'm doing it.
As long as he doesn't swap my wardrobe out for it, I don't ca- oh, come on!
Ooh, double YAY!!
A whole section of my wardrobe is set aside for when crop tops and booty shorts come back into style. I'm starting to think I might just have to make that happen myself.
Please don't
Please don't.
Please don't.
They've been back in style for at least a year now.
Please. Don't.
It looks like the votes are in. I'm doing it.
YAY!!!
