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Black Panther is technically a furry.
“Technically”?
X to Jason
So we started a new campaign. I play a barbarian Tiefling named Amari. The other two are a rich ass high elf rogue and a halfling wizard. Since both of them are from rich surroundings our DM told them at the start they can add something fancy to their equipment. Not me.
But I’m a petty bastard so I wrote down “A rock that is my friend”.
Insert the DM being disappointed and just sighing. The rock was named Jason. Jason is Amari’s best friend and defies physics and logic to the point of making our wizard afraid of it.
Either way. We come across a forest ambush of a few thugs with their leader being a massive half orc. It goes something like this.
Amari: I intimidate the orc
DM: What do you say?
Amari: get out of my way you fat twat I know where you live!
*rolls like 7. Gets shot with a crossbow in the shin*
Everyone is screaming. The halfling is shot too. The orc charges Amari leaving her on 4 hit points. But he also had the luck of striking Jason The Rock.
DM: you watch Jason topple to the ground. A little chip falls off above his painted on eye.
Amari: JASOOOOON! NOOO!
Proceeds to rage and take down the half orc leader with a devastating 22 damage hit.
His body splits in half down to his hips. The other party members dealt with the other thugs leaving only one left. The poor guy failed his will save upon seeing his boss brutally murdered and the bone dressed demon woman turn to look at him covered in blood. He got a critical fail on the next will save while my party tried to stop the raging barbarian from killing the last source of information. Well he got a heart failure and died before she could get to him anyway.
Jason was retrieved. He is fine.
You CAN connect NYC and LA using non-rectangular counties.
Petition to make this a new state
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If life is a simulation it’s probably made by EA because everything costs money.
That’s it, the Professor is truly the King of Sass
The letter didn’t come from the Nazi party, but from the publishing house which had expressed an interest in the German translation of The Hobbit. Tolkien’s response really is a thing of beauty, though, so it deserves to be quoted in its entirety:
25 July 1938 20 Northmoor Road, Oxford
Dear Sirs,
Thank you for your letter. … I regret that I am not clear as to what you intend by arisch. I am not of Aryan extraction: that is Indo-iranian; as far as I am aware none of my ancestors spoke Hindustani, Persian, Gypsy, or any related dialects. But if I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of Jewish origin, I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people. My great-great-grandfather came to England in the eighteenth century from Germany: the main part of my descent is therefore purely English, and I am an English subject - which should be sufficient. I have been accustomed, nonetheless, to regard my German name with pride, and continued to do so throughout the period of the late regrettable war, in which I served in the English army. I cannot, however, forbear to comment that if impertinent and irrelevant inquiries of this sort are to become the rule in matters of literature, then the time is not far distant when a German name will no longer be a source of pride.
Your enquiry is doubtless made in order to comply with the laws of your own country, but that this should be held to apply to the subjects of another state would be improper, even if it had (as it has not) any bearings whatsoever on the merits of my work or its suitability for publication, of which you appear to have satisfied yourselves without reference to my Abstammung.
I trust you will find this reply satisfactory, and remain yours faithfully
J.R.R. Tolkien.
(Letter 30)
The Hobbit wasn’t published in German until 1957.
This might just be the politest “fuck you” ever written.
W.h.a.t.
Not just “I wish I had Jewish ancestors, but I don’t,” but also “you do realize that’s not what ‘Aryan’ actually means, right,” and “you guys are making it pretty hard to be proud of my German heritage.”
Nazis: Are you Aryan?
Noted linguistics freak Tolkien: Are you?
Don’t forget that Tolkien was fluent in German, so he knew full well to answer them in German. But the letter is in English, and he just threw the Abstammung in there.
The LGBTQ+ acronym is like pi. Everyone knows what you’re talking about after the first few characters, but nerds memorize as many as they can to prove they care more than other people.
Keanu Reeves has done enough training for the John Wick movies that he could be a legitimate threat in a firefight but he is so nice he would probably just buy the other guys lunch so they can discuss their differences.
Oh Billy, you look so small right there…
Superman’s sheer anger over Billy Batson’s situation is a sight to behold. Batman and Robin get away with it because he knows it’s the world’s best internship and that Bruce is willing to put out all the stops to protect him. But Billy? He doesn’t have anyone looking out for him. And that pisses off Superman more than anything.
Seriously, Clark’s face here
He is ready to kick the ass of whoever put this boy in this situation SO HARD
Next page he really lets the Wizard Shazam have it.
Shit, son. I might have to buy this book for those last two panels alone.
When Superman is written well he is an amazing goddamned character.
these few pages are some of my favourite in comic book history. So good. For anyone wondering what the next few pages look like, here you go:
This is a bigger deal than some of you might think, because Superman is one of the heroes in the DC Universe who keeps his secret identity pretty damn secret, because as probably the most powerful and influential person on earth, a lot of people do not wish him well - and would jump at the chance to hold people dear to him as leverage.
Yet, he trusts this poor, scared little kid. To comfort him, and entrust him with his biggest secret - just as Billy did for him.
Superman is just really important, ok?
this for people to truly understand superman
…. :’<
If I don’t reblog this assume I’m dead. This is top quality Superman
Classic.
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Bilbo: I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
Hobbits:
At any given time someone you see on the street could be walking around with a butt plug in.
Literally none of my story ideas come with a plot, ever. WITHOUT FAIL, it’s always just an Aesthetic, like two and a half characters, some very, very vivid settings, and a weird concept. Never plot. Not even an inkling of a plot. My brain tosses me this cool stuff and is like welp i’ll be back in 4-5 business months
Ophelia: babe come over
Hamlet: I can’t I’m hiding a body
Ophelia: my dad isn’t home
Hamlet: I know