see you at the equator

Emily • 20s • aspiring joke ✨(she/her)

[telltaletypist]

weirdest part of being an adult is the fact that you can put off watching a movie for nearly a decade and barely notice

[steveyockey]

just remembered the best way to tell someone what you’re thinking is to tell them what you’re thinking

[euphoricvulture]

Hoffman looks like he could play the saxophone ngl

[wannab-urs]

he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

[archliches]

man c'mon

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[enlightened-moth]

[depsidase]

[do-not-u-dare]

Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate

[oneheadtoanother]

[thecryptkeeper]

[ryanthel0ser]

[magnetothemagnificent]

Saying "Magneto was right" but shaking my head the whole time so people know I don't mean that he was right about mutants being a separate species when they don't satisfy any of the criteria for speciation.

[thefriendlypigeon]

❤️💙💛GRACEFUL💛💙❤️

⭐[my social media links]

[fishpondfish]

[a-hoe-for-dark-academia]

Dark Academia: saving every penny to get hard covers of their favorite books, emotionally attached to a specific pen, has or wants a beautiful chess set, has themed decadent dinners.

Chaotic Academia: downloading pdf like it's their job, finds random pens in drawers that don't always work too well, plays on chess.com, eats cheap food but knows random facts about it.

[ventras-world]

Digital Academia: OneNote as a second brain, only using a kindle scribe or remarkable, not being able to survive without a second screen, Zotero, Mindmaster and other digital tools in excessive use, third screen with pomodoro and lofi sessions.

[friendoflottie]

healing is crazy because wdym I want to talk to one person in particular… but also he’d make me feel like shit so I’m just kinda sitting with these feelings 😭

[woman-respecter]

12 year old girls in the early 2000s watching the accidental kiss in episode 3 of naruto

[iamafatvagina101]

How to beat yourself with a metal pipe tutorial

[byjove]

I think the biphobic misconception that bisexual women only date men and bisexual men only date men may have a correlation to the fact that there is always a man freaky and horny in your DMs no matter what. It isn’t that bisexual women are secretly straight or that bisexual men are secretly gay, it’s that men are out there behaving like starving dogs and you feel so bad you end up feeding one, you know? Anyway, this coffee is a medium and I ordered a large. It’s okay, it’s busy in here, I get it.

[macabrebatz]

Imagine having sleep paralysis and looking at a corner and noticing a figure standing there in the dark and then hearing, “Hello, I’m Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass.”