no

no

[wheel-of-fish]

[awkward-elevator]

[xxziggystardust]

[staff]

[dogmurderer]

[davvic]

My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.

[pandaflavouredcookies]

The morning murps

[breaktotheotherside]

Someone has waited HOURS to tell you all the gossip.

[thegravelbro]

this is like the cat version of the professor clip of him going “hello!” every morning the same way

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[rslashrats]

i thought those were kermit the frog’s legs

[elixirkitten-deactivated2021021]

[3dspenguin]

[unclefather]

“who ARE you” 

[awesomesthesia]

[snirts-deactivated20170315]

choose ur fighter

[airframeextender]

my lord i had forgott the Fart

[quendergeer]

how stone cold was queen liz tho guy’s been away for seven years & the first thing she does is bring up the fart

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[adorablesnakes]

[florial]

[ricealphabet-deactivated2019041]

[baaulp]

Is this allowed?