idk what i'm doin tbh

shai | they/them she/her he/him

[shilohtx]

pitter patter putter patter *you look down and see this*

[mrsketchy]

@clawfootboy​

I trust him

[tsitsho]

Just realized that both coming out day and indigenous peoples day are on the 11th this year so here's your reminder from your local queer native to not let Indigenous Peoples Day get ignored and forgotten this year. Support natives even if they're not queer this october 11th, and don't let white + colonized narratives be the main focus of the day.

[tsitsho]

Also I highly encourage white people to reblog this

[ineffectualdemon]

I don't think some people understand that true joy in any relationship (romantic or whatever the fuck I have going on) is when you say or share a thing that makes your partner sigh and then stare off in the middle distance as they regret ever having met you

And I can hear some of you saying that's some heterosexual nonsense but NO

NO

This is UNIVERSAL

And it's not genuine hate or regret at like being with you. They still love you and shit it's just you said or sent them something SO CURSED that they just are filled with Regret

And then you cackle like the horrible little gremlin you are and scuttle off to find more things so you can respond to their eventual retaliation

And that is what love is

[shera-dnd]

“I love you” is all nice and good, but nothing compares to “I love you, but shut the fuck up”

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

once working retail at the jewelry counter i was putting a bunch of new inventory watches in the case, so i had like seven expensive watches in my arms, and this elderly couple walks by and i see the old man’s eyes light up as he darts over to me, and i can see the regret on his wife’s face cause she already knows what’s about to happen-

and he says “i see you’ve got a lot of time your hands!” and then makes the :D face in real life as he dances his way back to his wife who starts walking faster like she’s hoping no one will think they know each other

[hugs4everypony]

This doesn’t even have to romantic. It happens with anyone that has a really good healthy relationship where you know each other so intimately that you know exactly how to push their buttons.

The main difference being you know how far you can go because you spoke about boundaries of what really hurts and what is just a face palm and a question of ‘Why are you like this?’

There are hundreds of TikTok videos that prove this on every level

[memewhore]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are so photos online and they’re all so good?????

“Person going to work on a windy day"

“Woman who’s having her bang cut but the hairdresser is nowhere to be found"

"Zookeeper in charge of the pandas"

[rainbowismymiddlename]

Here are two more:

"Not pregnant lady when someone yield seat to her on subway"

And my favorite

"Person on thermal infrared camera"

Might share more tomorrow.

[rainbowismymiddlename]

Influencers taking selfies at a gym

Starbucks barista working her ass off on Halloween but gotta keep up that smile

Person who sits on wet paint

Person who's still loading

Boyfriend carrying girlfriend's shopping bags

[lightweightkate]

I love these so much

[thief-anon]

you know what? no *powers you off*

[the-brillo-pad]

Oh thank God finally i can sl

[thief-anon]

[bananonbinary]

“oh no we need to practice for our fake dating” is the funniest trope to me cause like. there are so many people who force themselves into a shitty relationship they hate just because of amatonormatiivity that it’s an ingrained part of popular culture to joke about hating your partner.

which is to say, oh my god you dont need to hold hands and go on fake dates, you don’t even need to agree on a single detail of your cover story beforehand. you can literally stand 6 feet apart at all times and look profoundly uncomfortable and all anyone will think is “yikes™. not my problem”

[bananonbinary]

actually people should address this in fanfic more because “i know we could half-ass it, but i would never fake mistreat my fake husband, how dare you” is absolutely delightful

[bananonbinary]

“Be honest with me. Am i a horrible spouse?”

“We aren’t married. we’re here to investigate a murder.”

“Oh my god i forgot our daughter’s birthday, i’m the worst”

“we don’t even HAVE a daughter. she’s fictional. made up.”

“i want to take you out this weekend, we haven’t had a night to ourselves in AGES”

“what”

[niedopalek]

(does some fucked up shit) well if my life was a movie or tv show fans would still love me and draw artwork of me regardless. so im not gonna worry about it

[mawhrin-skel-deactivated2024080]

[eruukat-art]

† scene rinoa ⸸ brown and blue lipstick vers †

[ink-stained-insanity-deactivate]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Final Fantasy VIII, The Legend of Dragoon Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Rinoa Heartilly/Squall Leonhart, Dart Feld/Shana Characters: Squall Leonhart, Rinoa Heartilly, Dart Feld, Shana (Legend of Dragoon) Additional Tags: Crossovers & Fandom Fusions, Developing Friendships, Double Dating, Love, Fluff, Flirting, Alcohol Summary:

Having met at an international summit for diplomacy designed for the betterment of the world, Rinoa and Shana talk their significant others into a double date at a fine dining establishment.

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Learn to articulate how you're feeling without accusing anyone of having bad intentions. You can say "I'm afraid of being alone" without saying "you're just going to leave me like everyone else." You can say "I need some reassurance" without saying "you probably don't love me anymore." You can say "I'm afraid I've hurt your feelings and I'd like to talk it through" without saying "you don't even like me anymore." You can say "I want to spend more time with you" without saying "you've gotten tired of me." You can say "I feel misunderstood" without saying "you always judge me." Try not to let your emotions get the best of you. Have a conversation focused on finding solutions instead of escalating the conflict.

[rorvk]

ff girls….but in SUITS!!!!

[hotvampireadjacent]

[objectlessondujour]

The book is 1984, which is neither. It's anti-authoritarian, which tells you a lot.

[musicalsilence]

Ya know, sometimes I wish the joke *didn’t* write itself.

[shadkatsart]

You ever see a woman so pretty you started crying?

Screenshot study of Celes

[divinestrike]

one of my favourite things in the world is casual intimacy. a small hand on your back when you’re in crowded streets. a gentle kick from where they’re sitting across the table. a head on the shoulder, a hand in your hand, a squeeze on the arm as they’re walking past you. and i think maybe love isn’t made up of grand gestures or explosive displays but that it’s made up of the little things. the little things that say i’m here and i care for you and that your life has intertwined so deeply into mine that that there’s no need to think, because casual intimacy comes easy 

[rinoaheartillyy]

final fantasy viii aesthetic ↳ rinoa heartilly  “ There are no guarantees in the future. That’s why today, the time we have now, is important. ” 

(for my fellow rinoa worshipper @lixana ♥)

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

i feel like when i first started hearing the phrase “oh that fucks” it was in reference to something that had kind of a charismatic machismo to it and did sort of carry the sense of “oh that thing is sexual and can Get It” but it’s now transformed into something that just means “wow i really like that thing” and that’s so funny to me. like i just said “this rug fucks” what does that mean. can this rug get it

[captainlividllama]

They call that shag carpet dude

[thenatsdorf]

Checking the water temp. (via)