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Boxfresh in Sleazenation November 2001 vol 4, issue 10

photography by Neil Massey in Ibiza

lake-omega

Philippe Caza’s “Island of the Dead”

veryfunnymemes

adaftcat

hmmmm @ the new gorillaz vid

theleoisallinthemind

source: unknown

gmbencompetence

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

jupiterjunebug

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

gmbencompetence

Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.

thisisdefinitelyacreativename

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

gmbencompetence

We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

turtle-powered

Two old favourites:

“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)

and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)

gmbencompetence

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

analienorsutin

Rare blue watermelon

sickofimmortality

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

akiraita

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

unicornfan

soap makes water molecules smaller

elphabaoftheopera

I nominate the “we are killing the earth” picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012

brucebocchi

the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar

adataraxia

“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”

softurl

sasukehateblog

that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him

painisthecleanser

that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus

stankyleg-deactivated2918973

The two way mirror

rinlockhart

“listen here, cumslut.”

tenaflyviper

I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.

nyokoko

I can’t believe I was on Tumblr for every single one of these posts.

elionking-deactivated20191020

My favorite is the clip from the fresh prince where Will was crying about his dad and tumblr was saying it was improvised and Will Smith was talking about his actual absent dad when in fact his father was very much present and is still present in his life.

insertepithethere

How are we forgetting that post saying if you call 911 and order a large pizza it’s a special code for “help I’m in trouble and can’t say anything”

purplesoulja-deactivated2024051

Women can be trash and abusive as well.

lenabeanss

Fact

purplesoulja-deactivated2024051

This statement is taken so lightly. For one women don’t believe they can be abusive and the view of society on men prohibits the fact that a woman could successfully mentally, physically and emotionally abuse a man.

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I went through all the notes. And a lot of y'all faves don’t even like or reblog things like this

itmustblife

^^^ because they’re the women that this post is about.

liferuining-soulsnatcher

This is very important

bushidoblack-deactivated2017110

A lot of men are emotionally and mentally abused by women under the guise of “if you love me then you’ll accept me as I am” and “you’re not man enough to handle a strong woman like me”. A lot of men put up with emotional and mental abuse from women simply because they believe it’s a measurement of their manhood how much they can endure and there are women who know that. They manipulate the emotional and mental playing fields to entice conflict so they can be the victim and cause the man to break down and be easily used and treated how she sees fit….

It’s a very dangerous thing, mental and emotional abuse because it’s so easily masked behind other things

moodyspacebabe-deactivated20180

Faaacts 🗣

sonneillonv-deactivated20220218

I was literally just talking with a dude today, a professional who came out to inspect for termites, who let me know he’s going through a divorce. He chose to leave. He said his wife pressured him into quitting his job, controlled the finances and tried to prevent him from taking any of the money he earned when he left, hated his family and friends and tried to cut him off from seeing them, and pulled a bunch of manipulative shit to try and stop him from leaving and keep him home, without a social life.

He was the type of person who’d say ‘fuck this’ and get out of that relationship. But not everybody is that time. Some are more vulnerable than others. Men can be manipulated, bullied, coerced, and abused.

chrishansonofthegaysss-deactiva

I’ve been manipulated and abused by women and I am a woman. I know what those kinda people are capable of. Women can be toxic as well, know the signs and check that bihh before you dip

akeelahandthetea

Women will construct a narrative of perpetual victimhood where they are the redeemable heroine, no matter what they do. They will also use this redeemable narrative to avoid working through a lot of recurring problems in their life.

To the ladies who have been abused mentally, emotionally, physically etc, I’m sorry. You deserved better.

But you also need to work through those problems before you project them onto the people in your life. Your family, friends, coworkers, or even the children you had with your abusers.

dynastylnoire

^^^^^^^^^

justjavis

“Women will construct a narrative of perpetual victimhood where they are the redeemable heroine, no matter what they do.”

floreosubumbra

Also something really few people say is lesbian domestic abuse is as common as in straight relationships.

You aren’t abused by men or by women, but by people, which means you can be abused by both men AND women. They can abuse you in different ways (women are more likely to psychologically abuse people, while men “prefer” physical abuse), but that’s still abuse, and it’s so freaking common