hey you:

never doubt that you are valuable and powerful and deserving.

[burdge]

this 12 year old describes a girl as “glowing like the setting sun” when she blushes and people wonder why they ended up married [x]

[roryomolly]

[chickenfarmersan]

[antique-scarecrow]

i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge

[bklynnico]

kinda cool to think how someone somewhere is having the best day of their life today. someone’s hearing “i love you” for the first time today. someone’s gonna meet the love of their life today. someone’s gonna get the job of their dreams today. it’s someone’s best day today. and guess what binch? tomorrow it could be ur best day so keep going

[v171]

One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me and mike but I wanted to make us separately and have us meet. But when I moved into my house, I had this sexy ass neighbor. I figured I could have a fling with him and break it off and get with Mike later but then the neighbors kid got attached to me and I couldn’t just end it when I was so close to his daughter. I really cared about him too.

So the only thing I could do was have it end in tragedy. That way I wouldn’t have to break up with the guy and I could adopt his daughter to stay close to her. He passed away peacefully on fire in the kitchen. Now in previous games, when a kid is taken away by CPS, the next kid you adopt is the same kid. Welp that didn’t carry over into sims 4 so the daughter ended up being taken away and erased from the game by the great sims deity.

I’m a sentimental man, so I kept neighbor mans tombstone around. I’d occasionally chat with his ghost, but he seemed cold to me. I can’t help but thinking he was a bit mad his daughter no longer existed. But this escalated once I started seeing Mike. His ethereal visits became more frequent and more hostile, usually breaking my electronics or creating a mess. But he went overboard when he started the fire.

Being a sim the died in a fire, his ghost had certain abilities specific to his death (setting fires). He got pissed because I kissed Mike so he set my couch on fire that ended up barricading us in the bedroom. Now I couldn’t find the fire alarm in buy mode and I hadn’t had the foresight to predict my spiteful ghost died-in-a-fire ex boyfriend would be an afterlife arsonist to care about it that much so a lot of the house had burned by the time I could get the FD there.

After having almost nothing covered by insurance (thanks Obama), Mike sat me down to have a talk with me. While I couldn’t understand him, I imagine he said “What the fuck you need to deal with your crazy ass ex boyfriend ghost. This never would have happened if you weren’t a thirst little sim bitch and dated me first.”

I approached the grave. It was time to release him. He was waiting for me. He knew this was the end. That after this, there was no coming back from the afterlife. I know he tried to kill me, and he knows I got his daughter deleted, but at that moment, it was just like old times. Telling each other jokes 27 times in a row until he would have sex with me.

We had a final ghostly embrace and he was gone. I sold his tombstone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave.

[que-mystery]

I enjoyed this more than the last season of AHS

[breefolk-hates-staff]

“He died peacefully on fire in the kitchen.”

[catchymemes]

Harder Better Faster Stronger by Korean elementary kids

[obvioususername]

I’m drunk and this fucked me up

[deb-oceans]

I really gotta stop trying that, it never works.

[onastyamiga]

According to executive producer Dan Goor: “In the episode where Gina and Terry try to boost Captain Holt’s social media presence by making Instagram pictures of Cheddar, there is a scene where Holt gives a moving speech filled with gravitas about honor and duty. Every time he began that monologue, Cheddar, who was just off screen, would let out a soft, unending howl, which cracked up everyone on set. Every time.”

[onastyamiga]

More from EW:

[b99ladies]

What kind of person are you when dealing with problems?

[jonahsimms]

[thelegendofclarke]

*Finding out Brooklyn Nine Nine is cancelled*:

[juliadorable-deactivated2020120]

@ fox

[loquaciousliterature]

Ginny doesn’t need your approval, Ron. (But Harry appreciates it!) :^)

Finally! I’ve wanted to draw the ACTUAL Harry and Ginny kiss for ages! I love these sweet sassy children, and the movie kiss had such a serious feel to it. 

This scene was the winner of February’s HP Comic Poll! If you’d like to vote on my next Harry Potter comic, or want to see them before I post them anywhere else, check out my Patreon!! :)   

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ (More HP comics here!)

[memewhore]

[zephra85]

#can you imagine the poor lady who had an existential crisis over this tho#‘Dana. dana i don’t know the name#when I asked the name they just said to surprise them#dana what does that mean what do i do#who says that’

[great-tweets]

[source]

[solarstudys-deactivated20161216]

12.8 | day 38/100

inspired by a spread a while back… Math test today was terrible but I am proud to say that I made it out alive:) lmao now it’s time to study for all of my other subjects!!! It seems like before every break the teachers just want to cram as many tests and projects in as they can

[journalsanctuary]

I found out I can mix my markers together to create this lovely pale green, which is a win because I wanted a green marker like this for ages :D. Also, I started tracking my sleep… as you can see, I desperately need it - I will probably never have a “normal human sleeping schedule”. I will keep a track of it for some time though and see if I can make it any better. Another thing I’d like to mention is that I got inspired by @studypetals to shape the light pink paper in various patterns rather than simple rectangles, she always makes her spreads so interesting by doing that (e.g. see here). All right, that’s too many words already :D enjoy Halloween if you’re still celebrating!