A Frizzy Kind Of Life

My last name is Frizzell and I live a Frizzy-licious life. This here tumblr thing will feature music, random thoughts, and happiness or basically all the things that make a life Frizzy.

[chinon]

i wish issues with daily hygiene due to mental illness were talked about more. i feel like it’s the elephant in the room when it comes to symptoms of debilitating disorders.

so i’m proud of everyone who brushed their teeth, washed their face, showered, and/or put on fresh underwear today. and it’s ok if you haven’t done all or any of those (i know i’ve only done the first two); i’m still so proud of you for managing and surviving another day. keep going you’re doin good.

[frizzylife]

... I don’t have any form of a mental illness or debilitating disorder and I still go days without managing any of those. Except the underwear one. I usually manage that. 

[frizzylife]

🍯🍋 #Halloween2016 #BigHero6 #HoneyLemon #DisneyCosplay

[farsizaban-deactivated20180323]

A man who has traveled to 217 countries in the world on visiting Iran 

http://highlife.ba.com/articles/lessons-learned-from-travelling-to-217-countries/

[frizzylife]

This is beautiful. I want to travel the world and have experiences like this.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Only ‘00s kids will remember. (via aaronwiener / spazmatron)

[frizzylife]

Incorrect. Not “only ‘00 kids will remember”, pretty much anyone born before (and still alive during) 00s will remember. They were iconic, groundbreaking, completely new and different commercials. They won industry awards. Not only “00 kids” are going to remember them you arrogant self-absorbed pricks.  

[gamgee]

you dont even need to cut the tops off strawberries you can just eat the whole thing theyre like kiwis you can just eat all of it

[cinged-deactivated20180706]

[frizzylife]

I could also eat grass. But you don’t see me doing that either. 

[bijoux-et-mineraux]

Polished Malachite Stalactite - Copper Crescent, Congo

[xekstrin]

*looks around*

Is

Is anyone gonna say it

[brambledboneyards]

malachite is a poisonous mineral. please do not fuck the malachite stalactite

[zdravomilla-deactivated20220114]

@lizaleigh do you know any rock people that can confirm/deny because I am very curious and really don’t feel like getting into a conversation with my geophysicist brother that MAY somehow get back to the fact I saw a malachite that looked like a weird dildo.

[lizaleigh]

…sadly, I am not on good enough terms with any of our partner geologists to just attach this to an email with the subject line: “EXPLAIN.” Although I think @mollisaurus is a mineral person. Thoughts?

[mollisaurus]

oh geeze, i’m kinda rusty on minerals but malachite is just copper carbonate and is really common in both antique and modern jewelry so i think like if you were really gun-ho about it you could go ahead and put it wherever you want?

[vulcanology-geology]

It’s really only a problem if you’re polishing or cutting it. The particles would be bad to breathe. It’s rather porous too, so I would worry about bacteria growing. Well, being literal anyway… Better to leave the poor thing alone. ._.

[thepioden]

I mean it kinda depends on where you stick it because malachite does not like acidic environments very much and the malachite will degrade and also might dye your bits blue-green as the copper dissolves out.

So use a condom when fucking rocks is the takeaway here.

[rosenagldky-deactivated20201223]

Oh my god guys it’s poisonous

It is super poisonous

There is a reason we do not use it in make up any more

Not even with a condom, do not fuck the rock

[nassadii]

Try this one instead. 

[naughtylittledragon]

malachite literally explodes in water does it not?

[rosenagldky-deactivated20201223]

I… no… I think you’re thinking of pure sodium?

Malachite is however water soluble, which really just means it will poison you quicker

[reclusiveandelusive]

This is both hilarious and cool as fuck because you’re getting all this information on minerals and rocks. You’re also watching people argue over wether or not you can fuck this rock

[bijoux-et-mineraux]

I go on hiatus for a week and come back to find tumblr molesting my post, but hey, at least we all learned something so yay tumblr, you just keep on  being you.

[aimee-b-loved]

I’m still not sure if I can fuck this rock.

[adulthoodisokay]

I’m looking into it.

[adulthoodisokay]

UPDATE:

[frizzylife]

This is why I can’t quit this site. This. Right here. GOLD. aka Au

[actualfarmerclintbarton-deactiv]

[wittyusernamed]

My buddy read an article about octopus intelligence. It was feeding time, and the handler dumped some shrimp into an octopus’ tank. Then he went into another room and sat at his desk.

A while later, a shrimp was tossed onto his desk.

The octopus, upon finding one bad shrimp in the lot, had grabbed it, escaped its tank, crossed the hall, and threw the expired shrimp at its caretaker. Not only does this showcase their problem-solving capabilities, but also that it could have escaped at any time. It just broke out this time to chuck an off shrimp in indignation at its handler. That’s not just intelligence, that’s a human-like reaction. Kinda make you wonder exactly how smart these guys can be…

[rocketxsurgeon]

OH MY GOD

[teaandtime]

I went to the aquarium once and we had a tour and we walked past the octopus tank and it was duct taped shut so I asked why and the guy was like. “Well, we had a problem before because these fish were disappearing randomly at night and we had no idea why. Turns out the octopus had memorised the night guards rounds and would creep out of its tank, crawl across the floor to the fish tank, have a little snack and be back in its own tank with the lid shut before the guard came back.” they are super smart

[manynamedshe]

I love octopuses so, so much.

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

@_@

I am both delighted and FUCKING TERRIFIED.

[vin-goghsts]

Once I went to the aquarium where they had a baby pacific red octopus in a tank. I had gone there to work on a few real life sketches, obviously I wanted to do one of an octopus. So I kinda just kneeled in front of the tank, and started sketching. The octopus didn’t mind, he sat happily. Then, 5 minutes later, he started moving to the front of the tank, where I was. This tiny octopus faces me directly and starts posing. I don’t know how other to explain it but he started curlung his tentacles in this really graceful way then wouldn’t move for a few minutes. Then again, a new pose. That tiny cute motherfucker knew I was drawing him.

[frizzylife]

Fuck Ya Cephalopods

[frizzylife]

You know what sucks...

Putting on a brand new pair of underwear, and then starting your period. FUCK!

[frizzylife]

On the one hand I am a bit sad and frustrated that emotional post I just wrote disappeared before it got posted. But on the other.... Maybe it is a good thing it didn't get posted.

[theinturnetexplorer]

God bless you Elan, you are my hero.

[candylemonsticks]

That was a wild ride

[jonquilclegane]

This made me laugh sooo much! :p

[frizzylife]

Let us hope that Diane was too dumb to figure out Twitter but told her family the story of the horrible man on her horrible delayed flight when she finally got to Thanksgiving Dinner. And then the younger generation of the family looked Elan up on twitter and cackled because they also think their Aunt Diane is a big Dick. 

[frizzylife]

Trying to remember I am supposed to be thankful today instead of a grumpy bitch because she isn't working like it is supposed to. At least I have a house to be grumpy about...

[frizzylife]

Happy Birthday to the sweetest mice I know. I don't get to see you near as much as I used to but you still manage to send me magic and make me smile. HAPPY BIRTHDAY #Mickey & #Minnie! #disney

[emirizilla]

[frizzylife]

My feels

[frizzylife]

Happy birthday to the wonderful, marvelous, beautiful, absolutely amazing gem of a human @theladykatarina. I can't tell you how happy I am to have you as a friend and ❤️❤️❤️ you! I am sad I am neither with you celebrate today or anytime in the near future but I hope you have a great day filled with all the fun and love one day can hold. 💋

[frizzylife]

3 years ago was the first fall @dapperday. This was the vast majority of the people who attended that day. Such a small group, now it is massive. Glad I got to go to the first ones. 😊 #dapperday #dapperday2013

[frizzylife]

While I was on my way over to Downtown Disney for some last min shopping I saw this lovely lady (or more accurately she saw me). Not just my friend, but also my #beachbody coach, the fabulous @jessicagerbil! So glad I got to say hello! (at Disneyland)

[frizzylife]

How we felt about our fabulous day at #Disneyland (at Disneyland)