aftg post-canon where andreil never goes public with their relationship and a tv show that’s loosely based on the minyard-josten rivalry (à la heated rivalry to crosby and ovechkin) gets released after they retire from pro exy so they decide take it as a hilarious opportunity to come out
i imagine a journalist catching neil at the store and getting his statement going something like:
journalist: mr josten! what are your thoughts about that new exy show that’s allegedly about you and your former rival andrew minyard?”
neil: not bad, we had much less sex when we initially met each other than in the show to be honest, i was too busy trying not to get killed by the mafia to notice him at first. and there needs to be more exy scenes in it.
j: what.
n: yeah. and we’ve been together since before we went pro, so it’s not that accurate to our actual relationship. i hope it gets more people into exy though.
j: okay. uh-
n: i gotta go, andrew’s waiting at home and he’ll kill me for real if i got the wrong cat food again.
(bonus: kevin gets an aneurysm about the way they went about it, but the rest of the foxes aren’t surprised, have bet on it, and are extremely entertained by everyone’s reactions)
