[frodogswaggins]

i accidently lauched my fork oops

[frodogswaggins]

tumblr makes me mad

[gruesomelymoved-blog]

*breaks a glass bottle* who wants to fight *accidentally cuts someone* oh my god are you ok

[fagish]

this post is so canadian

[gruesomelymoved-blog]

i live in texas

[butmaddnessismorefun]

you’re definitely Canadian

[gruesomelymoved-blog]

IM NOT FUCKING CANADIAN

[kisa2012]

One of us, one of us. 

[gruesomelymoved-blog]

WHATS GOING ON

[the-killswitch-deactivated20200]

ONE OF US, ONE OF US.

[pumpkinappearifier]

ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

[paigeflip]

[hanninope]

IM GOING TO CRY SOMEONE JUST GOT CANADIANIZED

[is-doitsu-an-instrument]

In France, they say “mdr” instead of “lol” and that roughly translates to “death by laughter” so basically instead of laughing really loudly like we do, the French laugh so hard that they die.

French slang is freaking metal.

[is-doitsu-an-instrument]

DEATH BY OHONHONHON

[buckobarns-deactivated20160718]

#also sounds like murder

[sothoros]

And thus it was. A fourth age of middle-earth began. And the fellowship of the ring… though eternally bound by friendship and love… was ended.

[sailornightfury]

Guys. Michael and Lindsay get married in 119 days.

[sailornightfury]

Guys. Michael and Lindsay get married in 91 days.

[sailornightfury]

Guys. Michael and Lindsay get married in 34 days.

[sailornightfury]

Guys. Michael and Lindsay get married in 18 days.

[kiodi]

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

[can-u-not-my-wayward-son-deacti]

peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle

[nervouspearl]

"Beautiful she is, sir! Lovely! Sometimes like a great tree in flower, sometimes like a white daffadowndilly, small and slender like. Hard as di’monds, soft as moonlight. Warm as sunlight, cold as frost in the stars. Proud and far-off as a snow mountain, and as merry as any lass I ever saw with daisies in her hair in springtime."

[icymomo-deactivated20150120]

[undomiells]

D e s o l a t i o n comes upon the sky

[cashcutie]

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

[tothebatwing]

He’s probably from Florida

[beegoth-deactivated20200229]

Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange

[maerrlygi-deactivated20140815]

Best reaction ever. 

[theclearlydope]

[death-by-lulz]

Looks like the screenshot of a new Disney Channel series

"She’s 15 and an aspiring singer"

"and she’s a gorilla"

"And now they are STEP-SISTERS"

"Life will NEVER be the same for Madison and CoCo"

"Also for some reason its a secret and they dress CoCo up like a human to go to school"

“MONKEY BUSINESS. ONLY ON DISNEY CHANNEL”

[memewhore]

[atemporalpainting]

she dead

[avengersonna]

[govthookercoulson]

And here we see Hawkeye, undercover and shooting a gun but still instinctively pulling a bowstring.

[lostbox]

This is why I love Patrick Stump.