Iâm calling it now 5 years from now when itâs New Yearâs Eve before the year 2020 every white person gonna wear those New Years glasses and all make the same joke âhaha look I got 20/20 visionâ
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Iâm calling it now 5 years from now when itâs New Yearâs Eve before the year 2020 every white person gonna wear those New Years glasses and all make the same joke âhaha look I got 20/20 visionâ
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TELL ME WHY
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I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY
I WANT IT THAT WAY
It was number 5. Number 5 killed my brother.
Oh my god I totally forgot about that
Request from a client who worked very closely in designing his website with me, yet still apparently thinks it was delivered from the sky by some omniscient web-stork.
Client: On our site, Iâd like to add a map of all our locations nationwide.
Me: Ok, can you send me a database of all the addresses?
Client: I donât have that. Youâll have to check the website for a list of addresses.
Me: Thereâs nothing like that on the website.
Client: Quick answer⌠you didnât even check.Â
Me: I donât need to check because I made the website, and I know nothing like that is on there.Â
Client: Ok, then see if you can contact the webmaster, they will know.
Me: I AM the webmaster⌠remember last year, when we made this site together, using information you provided?
Client: So you have no idea and youâre not even going to try to find out. Well, thatâs very disappointing.
Me: How do you expect me to know the locations of your business when you, the boss, do not?
Client: That isnât my job.
Okay, but think about this: bath bombs in the wizarding world.
Bath bombs that make complex designs in the water
Bath bombs that turn the steam colors
Bath bombs that play soothing music
Bath bombs that wash your body for you
Bath bombs that change the color of the water based on your mood
Bath bombs that enchant bath toys for children
#bath bombs that remove all the water#by fred and george (x)
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wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and iâd say âgreetings traveler! looking to trade?â and theyâd only had 4 options for their responseÂ
iâd just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me iâd just keep running into you silently until you movedÂ
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Me: The brief mentions a chart⌠once you send me that I can add it to the report.
Client:Â Oh, you can draw the chart yourself!
Me:Â Sure, I can do that. But, based on what data? Chart just mentions 130k followers.
Client:Â Exactly.
Me:Â You want a chart with only this data?
Client: (getting impatient) Exactly⌠and please provide 3 layouts for approval, I donât know if pizza or bars are best, I need to see it so I can chooseâŚÂ
Left with no data and âfree reignâ this is what I came up with:
A client called asking me to remove the âPROOFâ watermark from my proof so she could print it. After I spent 10 minutes explaining to please not print a low-res, unfinished, watermarked draft, but instead to use the clearly labelled hi-res final version which reflected several rounds of edits, she finally seemed to get it.
This is the text I received at 11:52 PM that night: Client: Bad news, those letters didnât come off when I printed it. Donât bother fixing it now as that was my whole printing budget⌠not happyâŚ
Client:Â Whatâs taking so long with my sign? Itâs been a few weeks since I ordered it, and I still didnât see any designs yet.
Me:Â Didnât you get the sketches yet? I mailed them last week.Â
Client: Oh⌠so thatâs what it was? I did get something from you, but I thought it was a bill, so I trashed it.
Me: âŚ.