Froge Princess

The Official Tumblr for Froge Princess. Formerly R1BB3T! :D

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

I’m calling it now 5 years from now when it’s New Year’s Eve before the year 2020 every white person gonna wear those New Years glasses and all make the same joke “haha look I got 20/20 vision”

[ineptbox]

[artamanen]

Herb Grower’s Cheat Sheet - which ones can be grown inside, when to plant, when to harvest, and how to care for them.

[anxietyproblem]

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[dankmemeuniversity]

[demilypyro]

TELL ME WHY

[civveon]

AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHE

[demilypyro]

TELL ME WHY

[civveon]

AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A MIIISTAKE  

[demilypyro]

TELL ME WHY

[civveon]

I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY

[demilypyro]

I WANT IT THAT WAY

[palmmall]

It was number 5. Number 5 killed my brother.

[shortangrybisexual]

Oh my god I totally forgot about that

[clientsfromhell]

Request from a client who worked very closely in designing his website with me, yet still apparently thinks it was delivered from the sky by some omniscient web-stork.

Client: On our site, I’d like to add a map of all our locations nationwide.

Me: Ok, can you send me a database of all the addresses?

Client: I don’t have that. You’ll have to check the website for a list of addresses.

Me: There’s nothing like that on the website.

Client: Quick answer… you didn’t even check. 

Me: I don’t need to check because I made the website, and I know nothing like that is on there. 

Client: Ok, then see if you can contact the webmaster, they will know.

Me: I AM the webmaster… remember last year, when we made this site together, using information you provided?

Client: So you have no idea and you’re not even going to try to find out. Well, that’s very disappointing.

Me: How do you expect me to know the locations of your business when you, the boss, do not?

Client: That isn’t my job.

[shencomix]

[soporificspecter]

Okay, but think about this: bath bombs in the wizarding world.

Bath bombs that make complex designs in the water

Bath bombs that turn the steam colors

Bath bombs that play soothing music

Bath bombs that wash your body for you

Bath bombs that change the color of the water based on your mood

Bath bombs that enchant bath toys for children

[quank]

#bath bombs that remove all the water#by fred and george (x)

[30-minute-memes]

Wholesome Bulbasaur

[anxietyproblem]

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[return-to-virtue]

“Now is the best time to start becoming the person you want to be.”

— Dieter F. Uchtdorf

[trainthief]

wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response 

[trainthief]

i’d just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me i’d just keep running into you silently until you moved 

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

[clientsfromhell]

Me: The brief mentions a chart… once you send me that I can add it to the report.

Client: Oh, you can draw the chart yourself!

Me: Sure, I can do that. But, based on what data? Chart just mentions 130k followers.

Client: Exactly.

Me: You want a chart with only this data?

Client: (getting impatient) Exactly… and please provide 3 layouts for approval, I don’t know if pizza or bars are best, I need to see it so I can choose… 

Left with no data and “free reign” this is what I came up with:

[clientsfromhell]

A client called asking me to remove the “PROOF” watermark from my proof so she could print it. After I spent 10 minutes explaining to please not print a low-res, unfinished, watermarked draft, but instead to use the clearly labelled hi-res final version which reflected several rounds of edits, she finally seemed to get it.

This is the text I received at 11:52 PM that night:  Client: Bad news, those letters didn’t come off when I printed it. Don’t bother fixing it now as that was my whole printing budget… not happy…

[clientsfromhell]

Client: What’s taking so long with my sign? It’s been a few weeks since I ordered it, and I still didn’t see any designs yet.

Me: Didn’t you get the sketches yet? I mailed them last week. 

Client: Oh… so that’s what it was? I did get something from you, but I thought it was a bill, so I trashed it.

Me: ….