jesus christ piss jar

bow 💫 they/them

[volatilevale]

how life feels when there's a sicko on the same disgusting freak wavelength as you

[bagofbonesmp3]

[pinniposting]

“get a job” nope im splashing in da pool

via

[deathwarlock]

meet me under the pier we are going beast mode

[froggerflop]

every time my medical terminology professor says trans i feel like a dog perking up at the word treat

[redstonedust]

the problem with movie remakes is that they always remake something that was already good, meaning at worst you ruin it and at best your remake is largely redundant. to make a truly good remake you need to start with source material that is absolute dogwater. ignore the pull of nostalgia. redeem the sins of moviemaking past.

[gaybd1]

screaming

[prettyodddefender]

🌼 and one for you twin 😍

WOW!! for u twin... can we tell i fell asleep instead of playing Pinterest with friends. can we also tell that I look at a lot of comic pages on pinterest

[froggerflop]

had to block the heated rivalry tag because you guys keep putting untagged porn in it 😭 sorry gay people i don’t care if you can’t see below the waist if they’re extremely obviously having sex you gotta tag nsfw

[lockssteps]

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

[3000s]

we are in truble

[yellowingbread]

He tells me he's gentle when he wants to be

So I think he wants to be gentle with me

[eddysonline]

The original flag, by Gilbert Baker, June 25, 1978.

[froggerflop]

gastrointestinal joseph (i vomit at the sight of the first rotten tomato)

[froggerflop]

literally everyone needs to give up the word whimsical i mean it

[tall]

[spitelesss]

if you sneeze without covering your mouth on public transit then you deserve *pauses to consider my convictions regarding punitive justice* *nods head resolutely* the death penalty

[eelizabit]

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

[cephalapodsblog]

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

[auckie]

Men will see a mouse and eat it

[cephalapodsblog]

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

[auckie]

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer