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Jamie. 28. NB & Bisexual. They/Them.

[ice-crawler]

Please come over and be weird to me please please please please please

[sickerfxck]

Trying somno but we both fall fast asleep expecting the other to do something and end up both having a beautiful nights rest

[warmfigure]

made an arrangement to match this perfect farmers market tomato

[nemfrog]

Solar prominences appear as red flares in the corona of a solar eclipse. National Geographic. September 1947. Photo by U.S. Army Air Forces.

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[dogpuppy]

[sailatina3]

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[jewfrogs]

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

[randomfae]

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[fan-ofmanythings-yuri]

they're both stupid.

[foxgirltail]

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

[circusheart]

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

[ballwizard]

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

[medievaljournalist]

*spits up blood & looks up, smirking* heh, torture me all you like but ill never tell you the answer to the sphinxs riddle, because im stupid as fuck, & dont know it

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[boxheadpaint]

[my-dailydreams]

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

This picture is NOT CUTE

they are making her use Window 8. unimaginably cruel

[ewaneneollav]

guy who gets a pepsi from the break room vending machine every day after his work shift & amiably says “gotta have a pepsi!” while grinning & passing it back & forth between his hands but one day the pepsi is sold out & he leaves the building robotically with a completely flat expression & isn’t seen at work again