[ourdarling]

insane shit happening over on uquiz right now

[falsenheimer]

[lilianlies]

[damejoansutherland]

side benefit of communal all-gender restrooms is that they may be our best chance to shame cis men into washing their hands

[damejoansutherland]

i was in a communal all-gender restroom today and as i was washing my hands a middle-aged man came out of one of the stalls, started to make for the door, clocked me standing at the sinks, and changed course to wash his hands with a real hangdog look on his face

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[thememedaddy]

[animaltestings]

does anyone know how to get what you want when you're the type of person who avoids everything

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Ok, so this whole time, I thought the kravencest/kraven was the wild kratts? Don't know where i confused myself, but I thought you were out here truthing the wild kratt brothers 😭😭😭 now I know it's incest from a Sony superhero movie!?!??!???!??

oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. og my god ? oh my g o. o my god . oh my GOD.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

#the WHOMST?????????

the Kratt brothers are a pair of children's TV hosts who have been making shows teaching kids about animals for like. close to thirty years aljkfljsksds

[dubiousdisco]

THE ZOBOOMAFOO GUYS?????????

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

YEAH

[doodlespatulas]

"Doomed yuri" this, "doomed yaoi" that

WHAT ABOUT DOOMED SIBLINGS

What if we were two sides of the same coin. What if i lived in your shadow all my life but found comfort in the darkness and dont know what to do once youre gone. What if youre the only person who understands. What if you have have no idea what i went through. What if we went through the same traumas but ended up with oposite conclusions about our suffering. What if i dont recognize you anymore. What if i see the ghost of my former self reflected through your eyes. What if it never had to go this way. What if this was the only way things were ever going to go

[kosmogrl]

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[depsidase]

[cipheramnesia]

I feel like it hardly matters anymore, but Flock isn't the only unsecured intrusive data selling crime inventing AI hallucinating automated license plate reading mass surveillance camera operators. Axon and Motorola and Amazon and ALPR and CCTV and security cameras should be equally rejected. All surveillance must go.

[cipheramnesia]

There is no such thing as benign surveillance.

[cipheramnesia]

You are never monitored for your safety.

[cipheramnesia]

Don't tag this #america, unless you're talking about the continent, dipshits. You're not exempt from this.

[homunculus-argument]

We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.

[thememedaddy]

[thesweetiepienovels]

Someone said “The slow burn of becoming yourself” and I think that might be one of the most beautiful things I have ever heard. It’s such a good reminder of how much it takes, how much character development, how much change, and beauty and courage it takes to reach your soul and I hope no one ever gives up on becoming themselves because it’s a never ending journey that only gets better.

[were--ralph]

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

[were--ralph]

there is no need to charge or cast i just be Knowing

[were--ralph]

Like i said dont ever fucking doubt me again

[were--ralph]