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he/him • 19 • the evil twink you’ve been hearing sm about

[mearko]

God I love alastor

Fuck I wish I was his wife

I wish to be mated with him before Eywa

[mintmatcha]

so much porn today is daddy owns your fuck hole cunny that its literally like. who even likes this. its truly like. the Disney adult of the porn world to me

[femperor]

When I say purity culture has no endpoint, what I mean is that they will never run out of people to cut down. If porn was made illegal and all of the perverts were run out of the country, the jesus freaks would immediately turn on each other. They require an enemy to function, and will create one of their friends if need be.

[dollfacefantasy]

got a malcolm in the middle on tiktok that made me cry i’m logging off

[jolyonvane]

misa amane, ai detector

[tiramistupid-deactivated2026012]

“can you sit on my face while i jerk off” and the heavens opened up and angels began to sing amen

[fuckingchocolate]

Feels silly

[aurumacadicus]

"Did you know people are masturbating to your smut fics-- 🤢" I hope they get twice as wet as I did writing it, mind your fucking business.

[captainclickycat]

"Did you know people are getting scared when they read your horror stories?? Did you know that people are laughing when they read your comedy stories?? Isn't that gross? Aren't you scandalised??"

[prismatica-the-strange]

Anakin gives off the vibe of someone just fucked up enough to eat you out on your period. Especially when he lets the whole sith thing finally take over because "You need him" and he "Just wants to make you feel better."

This is the face of a man that gives zero fucks about getting his face bloody if it means he gets to feel your thighs around his head while you beg him for more.

There are very few guys I could imagine doing this, but even pre-sith Ani would give you period head.

If you try to tell him he'd find it gross, the little freak would just laugh and say "I think I'll be the judge of that."

I have this vivid image of him pulling away just enough to grin up at you all bloody, then leave a sticky red kiss on your thigh before diving back in.

He'd get off on it too. He gets off on eating you out anyways, but something about your embarrassment and/or getting to sooth that feeling does crazy things to him.

[isagisms]

men are at their hottest when they’re stressed out over you btw

[slaughter-kin]

your honor he is my pookie

[secret-smut-sideblog]

love when fictional men are so devoted to their partner it makes them dangerous and insane. very slutty behavior keep it up king

[wholesome-animal-images]

Before and after images of Animals Growing Up

[ultrafacts]

@wholesome-animal-images

[banditomojado]

I'm sorry but did y'all see Maximus' face during the bridge crossing scene? And his VOICE, when he FIRMLY insists they're unarmed? I know we love him because he's a pathetic puppy dog for most of the show but that scene right there whoof! I like mean, grizzled Maximus. It's a rare showing, but Maximus is a survivor for a reason, and seeing him handle that dangerous situation was straight up SEXY. My man's got dimensions

[hxnnibxi]

lucy + her loser core boyfriend mean very much to me

[mancandykings]

Aaron Moten as Maximus Fallout (2024 – )

[deathclaw-for-cutie]

Watchin' Fallout for the plot...

[the-forest-library]

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it