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[froggymcfroggyson]

If you don't have context for the last post, last year some girl went on a joint hen/bachelor do in Amsterdam and ended up sucking her own father off by accident.

[froggymcfroggyson]

On a trip with my dad to Amsterdam don't worry I'll check before I use any glory holes!

[froggymcfroggyson]

So tiktok doesn't like the word twat? Every single comment I've posted with the word twat had been immediately flagged and deleted? Lmao, Twat is like the least offensive swear word there is? It's literally just another if bit harsher word for stupid.

Tbf they are restored when I appeal but come on, that's just Twat behaviour really though.

[froggymcfroggyson]

OK BUT gambit in deadpool three! The merc with the mouth and the raging cajun sharing a screen. THINK OF THE JOKES PEOPLE

[froggymcfroggyson]

I'm not saying I'm psychic.

I'm just saying this post is over three years old.

And I might be psychic.

[froggymcfroggyson]

Usually I don't really remember my dreams.

But I had one a few days ago, and it pisses me off so much I can still remember it perfectly, you know what it was? My sister stole my towel, and I remember being so pissed at her, we were standing in the bathroom, and she was standing there in MY TOWEL, Acting like it wasn't mine. Apparently I love that towel enough to be so offended that it was stolen in a DREAM that I hold a grudge.

And then there's also the reoccurring one about the purple monkeys/zombies version of my family members.

[inthesensethat]

[waterloggedsoliloquy]

i cant get over the king charles portrait. they made that thing to age in his place. that painting hangs in the house of a too-friendly family you find in the post apocalyptic wasteland who inexplicably has a ready supply of fresh meat. if mario jumped into that painting he wouldn't find a charming platformer he would be flayed and hanged like a medieval criminal by an unseeable force in a droning red void. that painting is a color blindness test for people who work in IT but believe in the divine right of kings. that painting is going to weep the sequel to blood. after he dies charles is gonna crawl outta that thing like sadako.

[waterloggedsoliloquy]

this painting is what ultrakill speedrunners see when they close their eyes. if you showed this to the romans who flogged jesus theyd think this painting is excessive. this painting is the blood cavern from space funeral. it's the color out of space.

[bunjywunjy]

jegus tapdancing christ it is actually that bad

[tabloidsores]

[froggymcfroggyson]

Petition to rename it 'bloody king charles'.

[froggymcfroggyson]

Has anyone else had a point in your twenties when you look back at your teenage years and gone 'oh fuck they had a crush on me!' cause I do and I cringe every single time because a 15 year old me didn't understand that the person ASKING if I had a boyfriend who'd care if we hung out LIKED me! Like why was I so dumb?!

[froggymcfroggyson]

When I'd been saying for WEEKS that we had a rat in the attic and no one, literally no one believed me, but I could hear the fucker just running around up, chewing on the beams, SQUEAKING! Above my head! And I refused to sleep upstairs, I was sleeping in the living room with the door firmly shut, my dog, and my cat.

Oh my cat, my darling, my precious girl, my princess, she caught that fucker and killed it.

And you know what my darling did? My very special girl, You know what she did?

She put the fucker right next to my mother bed, right where my mother would have stepped on it if she hadn't turned on the light that morning.

So even though everyone in my family was gaslighting me, trying to make me think I was hearing things, literally telling me "well we can't hear anything so there's not a rat!" My precious perfect princess had my back.

[froggymcfroggyson]

If I had a penny for every time my coworkers and I were outsmarted by birds... I'd have two pennies which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

(I have never worked with birds)

[quasi-normalcy]

Would you rather be...

Abducted by aliens

Stolen by the Fae

Voting ended onJan 3, 2024

[strangecolorexpert]

what, no “neither”?

[quasi-normalcy]

No, you must choose. Choose wisely.

[froggymcfroggyson]

Aliens, at least there's a chance they'll treat you nicely.

[froggymcfroggyson]

I'm sorry but

WHEN DID WE FIND OUT SECONDS NAME IS KUDO! I TAKE A COUPLE MONTHS AWAY FROM THIS GOD FORSAKEN FANDOM FOR MY SANITY SAKE ONLY TO LEARN MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER GOT NAME DROPPED WHILST I WAS NOT LOOKING.

(I now have to fix an entire fanfic... It's ten thousand words long. And I don't trust find and replace.)

[froggymcfroggyson]

One time my teacher insulted my writing and said she didnt think anyone would like to read it.

I have never in my life felt the urge to show someone my AO3 account and take credit for it more then in that moment. And i have not felt it since.

[froggymcfroggyson]

I almost sent porn into a school groupchat once.

[froggymcfroggyson]

The fact a news website is currently celebrating a lettuce outlasting our prime minister is the high of this month for me.

[froggymcfroggyson]

I got laid off and now im crying over jumping spiders

[froggymcfroggyson]

on another note, i wished we’d seen the baby dwarves. i want all the cuteness up in my face you know.