Offical Slime

[rememberingalice]

why the hell did i just read the entire dni of a blog i had absolutely no intention of following? im high af rn lmao

[slime-offical]

oFf1c!@L $L1m3 pOt$

[queenarielviolet]

oh no i had some of that evil shit tonight, now I'm sinking into the Slime

[slime-offical]

OFFICAL SLIME POST! >:D

[nixon-official]

H E A V Y S L I M E

L A Y E R

[nixon-official]

[slime-offical]

Offical Slime Post! ;D

[nixon-official]

uhoh just opemed Discord and gave myself the fear

[nixon-offical]

Nixon feels your pain.

[nixon-official]

Fuck you, you goddamned imposter!

I would never spell the word "official" incorrectly!

[nixon-offical]

[nixon-official]

THE OFFICALVERSE IS A COMMUNIST PSYOP!

[no-one-offical]

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[slime-offical]

Offical Slime Post! :D

[offical-wikipedia]

Love is in the air?

Wrong

Bacteria

[slime-offical]

Bacteria is SLIME!

Offical Slime Post! :D

[queenarielviolet]

in a desperate attempt to alleviate some of the pain, i ended up inadvertently administering an heroic dose of T.H.C. yesterday afternoon

it didn't really work, but I'm still high as tits rights now lmao

[nixon-official]

WELCOME TO THE PRISON OF YOUR MIND YOU CONSTRUCTED FOR YOURSELF, DIRTY HIPPY!

[queenarielviolet]

I LEARNED IT FROM YOU, MOM!!

[cheshirecatlair]

W 1 R 3 G 0 D

W R 1 T H 3 $ !

[badboynixon]

WHOAAAAA I REMEMBER MY FIRST K-HOLE LMAOOOOO

[cheshirecatlair]

W1®3G0D CONSUMES LIKE MORIBUND CAPITAL.

[slime-offical]

0ff1c@L SL1m3 P0$t! 😵

[nixon-official]

Should I be worried, Richard? Or should I call you Mayo now?

R8cH@rD i$ m@Y0!!!!

Mayo is not worried;

Worried is Mayo!

[mayo-is-all]

confused is mAYo?

[cheshirecatlair]

MAYO IS NOT CONFUSED CONFUSED IS MAYO.?..><A HREF="confused.jpg">SLIME</a>

[mayo-is-all]

that is mayo

[slime-offical]

Mayo is SLIME!

Offical Slime Post! :D

[mayo-is-all]

MAYo is NoT slIMe!! !

… . SliMe is mAYo.. .

[slime-offical]

SLIME! >:(

[nixon-official]

Should I be worried, Richard? Or should I call you Mayo now?

R8cH@rD i$ m@Y0!!!!

Mayo is not worried;

Worried is Mayo!

[mayo-is-all]

confused is mAYo?

[cheshirecatlair]

MAYO IS NOT CONFUSED CONFUSED IS MAYO.?..><A HREF="confused.jpg">SLIME</a>

[mayo-is-all]

that is mayo

[slime-offical]

Mayo is SLIME!

Offical Slime Post! :D

[funny-tags-offical]

“i’m a harbinger of chaos and doom” welp there’s definitely a lot of chaos going on there

[cheshirecatlair]

NYEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!

[slime-offical]

Offical Slime Post! :D

[cheshirecatlair]

SLIMETIME!

[mayo-is-all]

Hehehe

Mayo behavior

[cheshirecatlair]

THANK YOU MAYO-IS-ALL, I STOLE THE SHOELACES THAT CAUGHT YOUR ATTENTION FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!!

[nixon-offical]

HEY!

[mayo-is-all]

Mayo

[slime-offical]

MAYO IS SLIME!

Offical Slime Post! :D

[mayo-is-all]

mAYO is NoT sLIMe

. .. . slIME is MAYo.. .!!

[slime-offical]

You say potato, I say tomato! :D

[mayo-is-all]

Hehehe

Mayo behavior

[cheshirecatlair]

THANK YOU MAYO-IS-ALL, I STOLE THE SHOELACES THAT CAUGHT YOUR ATTENTION FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!!

[nixon-offical]

HEY!

[mayo-is-all]

Mayo

[slime-offical]

MAYO IS SLIME!

Offical Slime Post! :D

[cheshirecatlair]

[lilithsquidhug]

[slime-offical]

oFiCaL sL1m3 pot$ $$$$

[alleesaur]

centuries of coexistence with a common mob

[slime-offical]

Offical Slime Post! :)

[cheshirecatlair]

im wizard high didn't even try just took 2 droppers of the Happy Juice lol

[cheshirecatlair]

[slime-offical]

Offical Slime Post! :D

[pinkertoast]

never kill yourself because. Dude. Think of all the images you are yet to see. The Images, dude.

[empress-azrael]

@mpreg-morgue

[morgue-pup]

but what if I go blind

[empress-azrael]

There are sounds to hear.

[morgue-pup]

Im like a slug tho

[cheshirecatlair]

THERE ARE SURFACES TO SLIME!

[giant-isopod-overlord]

There are Creatures and Entities to devour and absorb wisdom from!

[slime-offical]

Offical Slime Post! :)

[cheshirecatlair]

Reblog if your government I.D. starts with the numbers 382

[slime-offical]

Offical Slime Post! >:D