frogzone

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[tomgirlhysteria-deactivated2023]

why did he say this

[skluug]

happy we’re just normal men wednesday

[shisasan]

𝙵𝚎𝚋𝚛𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝟷, 𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟸 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚣 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟺-𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟹

[ottermatopoeia]

vibing with Franz Kafka 99 years ago

[ziracona]

@sluttyfranzkafka

[sluttyfranzkafka]

Oh mood. Planning this for the 100th year anniversary

[sluttyfranzkafka]

Happy 100 years of feeling nothing, merely tired

[dirtshrines]

fleegle

[dirtshrines]

[cabezadealteza]

they are in love

[dirtshrines]

They are in love!

[seffersonjtarship-deactivated20]

reblog to put a weighted blanket on the person u reblog this from

[quantumlasange]

Today is the only day you can Reblog this

[hornetstabber]

[highfunctioningfool]

[endminx]

[cervinesatyr-deactivated2021083]

I have to reblog this every time because frankly this is absolutely genius prose

[itsfrogtober]

frog of the day :)

Introducing one of the weirdest frog species, complete with a pretty funny scientific name, pipa pipa, Common names: Common surinam toad/suriname toad, star fingered toad

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Habitat: An aquatic species. They live in slow-moving pools in rain forests, whether they be bodies of water or big puddles that have collected over time.

Found in: Peru, Bolivia, Brazil, French Guinea, Columbia, Ecuador, Guyana, Peru, Suriname (hence the name), Trinidad and Tobago, Venezuela 

Fun fact(s): The suriname toad is unique for reasons besides their strange, flat shape - They also have a different way of parenting from other frogs. The female frog lays clusters of 60 to 100 eggs, and the male then pushes them onto her back, where they stick, and she carries them around until they hatch.

The previously mentioned, and unsubtle, weird shape of them, isn’t just in their flat bodies - they also have unusually far apart eyes for a frog, as well as incredibly long fingers! 

These fingers aren’t just long for no reason. Even though they look kind of useless, they are actually used for grabbing prey, something other frogs don’t tend to do much. 

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[gay-irl]

Bi🐸irl

[twincanine]

man how did they leave off the punchline of this tweet:

(https://twitter.com/perfectcows/status/1351277002876186627)

[purkinjebastard-deactivated2023]

Y’all I finally got my Meds refilled (fucking Walgreens) and I’m feeling super inspired. I’m gonna bedazzle a machete stay tuned

[purkinjebastard-deactivated2023]

SIDE ONE DONE. I use E6000 glue so I’m gonna let it cure for a few hours, maybe overnight before I do the other side.

[curface]

I THOUGHT IT WAS A HYPERBOLE

[browsedankmemes]

can we get a return investment on this new iteration? via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2TGwXTg

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact]

[catilinas]

had an Interesting Time in my translation theory lecture today…… lecturer made us listen to frog noises for ten minutes and then try to write down how we would spell. the frog noises

[catilinas]

“how do you translate a frog—really translate a frog? can you translate a frog?”

“the noble and mysterious language of frog”

“there is no such thing as the definitive frog”

[sketchdeath]

this video is the essence of who i am as a man

[hesitating-anxious-aliens]

Isnt this the person who’s husband left something at the airport and they had to dig around in a bush for it and said “shrubbery” in the best way?

[sketchdeath]

yeah it is

[princessofharte]

@thebibliosphere

[tragedyseries]

[guerrillatech]

[thebisexualbooknerd]

Don’t have to tell me twice

[exeggcute]

the creator of katamari damacy responded to me on twitter so I can die happy and fulfilled now