chat we are cooked

Catholic | Canadian | Tomato enthusiast | mid 20s | plumber | occasional writer and artist | big dummy

[creepymutelilbugger]

[themeeplord]

Credit to jermoids on Insta

[tomatoscribbles]

BOSCH NATION HOW WE FEELING ABOUT THE RETURN OF THE KING

[bloodiegawz]

well at least im not 11 or 12 or 13 or 14 or 15 or 16 or 17 or 18 or one of those awful years

[johnathandarksouls]

Fie, I remember my teen years, t’was when I was a squire. Terrible thing those years. I am Johnathan Darksouls

[bloodiegawz]

i know you always have my back johnathan darksouls

[nonbinarymissingno]

IT'S NOT EVEN MY POST

[nonbinarymissingno]

they know I'm pure of heart

[nonbinarymissingno]

don't you curse me wretched mutual

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 1 day 20 hours

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

(anon submission)

[terra-nightgale]

OMG I CAN HAZ TUMBLR

so yea, i made a blog and now i need to post stuff XD

[flareonfloof]

omg finally

[terra-nightgale]

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

[eixd-deactivated20150710]

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

[thesassycat]

did you google how to take a screen shot

[janmisali]

oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this

what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)

0, 1, or 2

3

4 or 5

6

7, 8, or 9

Remaining time: 1 day 3 hours

[greggaraki]

who is going to ride or die for me this hard

[rathayibacter]

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[mrsandman42069]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

call me a wish mouse the way she [remembers wish mice are creatures from a particularly gruesome dream my friend had several years ago and are not recognizable figures to anyone else] whatever

[contemptible-scoundrel]

wish mouse lore

[margindoodles2407]

I can’t be the only person who’s ever wanted to film myself sleeping to see if I do anything weird

[luke-shywalker]

i’ll film you sleeping. milady

[margindoodles2407]

[luke-shywalker]

sorry master i forgot you were here too

[ddeck]

there's like a thousand ways for a shower to work and you wouldn't even imagine half of them until you have to take a shower at a new place

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

[secreteggplantbaby]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

[curly-cottage-girl]

I think it’s cool that Stratt’s name is Eva, because her sin of betrayal is what eventually leads to humanity (and Eridians) being saved by the Hail Mary full of Grace

[onlytiktoks]

[shinyhappygoth]

Time to FROLIC!

[bobomcfoe-art]

Videos i like so much i painted them