i will never get over the fact that Tumblr has merch and that it is fucking shoelaces

Janaina Medeiros
Sade Olutola
we're not kids anymore.
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tumblr dot com
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Product Placement
YOU ARE THE REASON

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occasionally subtle
Peter Solarz

PR's Tumblrdome
trying on a metaphor
Three Goblin Art
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i will never get over the fact that Tumblr has merch and that it is fucking shoelaces
it has come to my attention that maybe i will make a power point presentation to explain fandom culture to my friends who did not grow up chronically online. i can't keep explaining things 💀
every word of heidi’s monologue gave me flashbacks
the magnus protocol 31 gave me chills. i love this so much, happy to be spooked 🩷
hey, do you ever thing about how Michael was disposed of by the distortion once he opened up about how disposable Michael Shelley was to Gertrude.
I do
I think about it a lot
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023
I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??
Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!
almost there!
TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!
THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??
shoelaces. on your dash. in 2025.
tramp stamp that says "ceaseless watcher turn your gaze upon this wretched thing"
ok the depressing part about the Spotify wrapped is that I didn’t listen to many podcast, so it didn’t show my top 5 cause I listened to maybe 4, and now I can’t know which one I listed to the most :(
I just want to know how many minutes I ended up listening to TMA or Protocol. It’s the first year that I really listened to podcast, if it showed me other years (when it’s not relevant) why not this one?
same tho 💀
the closer my brain gets to being fully cooked the gayer i get
i really want to get a tattoo that just says "pretty boy" with some flowers or something.
i have no clue where to put it on my body though, i want it, i just don't know where.
Can't believe Peter Lukas died because he underestimated the power of Homosexuality. What a way to go
its such a shame to me that when people hear the word "podcast" they immediately think of Joe Rogan or like 5 white men sitting in a circle talking about movies. thats not a real podcast. they dont even have gay people killing god! any true podcast is legaly mandated to have gay people kill god.
Alice brushing off all the cases unless they mention tape recorders 🤝 S1 John rationalizing every statement unless they’re about Leitner or Prentiss
I have finished the magnus archives, and now am almost done with magnus protocol season one
i am keeping notes in my notes app this time, i have learned.
I personally didn't learn shit. I'm still raw dogging it and hoping an obscure character doesn't inevitably become important
you're actually so real for that
I have finished the magnus archives, and now am almost done with magnus protocol season one
i am keeping notes in my notes app this time, i have learned.
if i nickel for every time a frail (,queer,) thirtyish year old man with way too much curiosity for his own good and a dead female assistant with round glasses nearly died in an explosion and came back as something not quite human because of the nature of the forces he was messing with and later on became a lowkey jesus figure with his new powers...
id have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happed twice, right?
the gender envy i feel every time i see someone who can just give off such strong pretty boy vibes, is insane. (like Felix from stray kids or any man who can pull off wearing a skirt and dressing more "feminine")