Alex talks shit

i do stuff and talk shit. that's basically all i do | AuDHD, hEDS, mobility aids user | they/them pronouns only please

[threedollarsdotcom]

the flesh is weak and the mind? also not so strong

[that-house]

[shetheyslain]

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

[poupon]

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

[kabber]

[oldmanpusspuss]

I bet for like a fraction of a second getting hit by a bus would feel really good

[alex-strike-is-tr4nsg3nder]

Like sexually?

[oldmanpusspuss]

probably

[frogsandcigarettes]

men on dating apps be like oh I'm so kinky so so freaky and perverted and then act horrified when you mention anything harder than spanking

[macabrevampire]

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

[unofficial-autism-post]

Unofficial Autism Post

[transmechanicus]

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[impishthing]

[deutsche-bahn]

Pizza Tauben!

I see your Pizzatauben, and raise you:

ranzige Pommes Tauben

[minecraft]

[oldmanpusspuss]

I bet for like a fraction of a second getting hit by a bus would feel really good

[tall]

[vonnegutism]

[redstonedust]

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)