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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@frommyownashes
Truth.
It’s in and all around you.
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What are you waiting for?
Something to listen to as I walk around school campus with a mean look on my face
i just moved to texas like two weeks ago and i am overwhelmed by all of the texas things, like, i went to HEB and there was cheese shaped like texas i was crying??
like other states make fun of texas but they genuinely fail to grasp how texan texas is we have texas shaped everything
texas shaped gravestones
texas shaped mirrors
texas shaped cheese
texas shaped pools
texas shaped glasses
honestly i could go on tldr is that if you can think of it you can probably buy it shaped like texas
What about texas shaped eggs?
texas shaped eggs
and since youre here for breakfast why not sit down and have some
texas shaped waffles
texas shaped toast
and a texas shaped cup to hold your drink!
i can’t make this up
this post makes me cry bcuz i live here now
WELCOME TO TEXAS
From my personal collection:
Texas Shaped party trays
Texas Shaped stepping stones at a Hospital
Texas Shaped cookie cutters
Not Texas-shaped but just marvel at these
And not from my own photographs:
Texas Shaped Pizza
Texas Shaped chips
Texas Shaped Chocolates
As someone who’s lived here almost 25 years I can confirm: Texas has NO chill.
Having lived in Texas hella long, it weirds me out that other states don’t have this
This isn’t normal? lol
@irritatedhiss
I can confirm that all of this is 100% accurate, I’ve seen most of this, and im surprised no one listed the birdbaths
note the boots
also, hate the crust on ur PB&J but wanna show how much u fuckin love texas too? Get this piece of shit and ruin ur life
Not good enough? HOW ABOUT A GODDAMN TEXAS FUCKIN SINK
OR A TEXAS TABLE
or something completely useless
i hate this state please help me
The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!
Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao
Let see what happens
I need I need I need
So i reblogged this earlier and i stumbled across this website and paypal already sent me $50 for doing polls!! Tysm money Tubbs! ^_^
The secret lives of teen witches on Tumblr
Across the country, teens are turning to Tumblr to create their own online covens and anonymously study witchcraft. These blogs run the gamut including diaries, how-to guides, and images of magical paraphernalia. Tumblr witches ultimately feel that witchcraft is often misrepresented as a satanic religion with European origins, when the reality is much different.
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This is pretty great for exposure I guess, but the author referred to Wicca as “ancient” and used Wicca and witchcraft interchangeably and it just kinda bothered me idk
sorry not sorry <3
Wicca is spiritual and intellectual laziness
Be free to share that, some people need to read it.
Okay so first of all Ping Pong is a sport that originated in China and is a great way for body building, and is not equivalent to golf at all. Please don’t shit on sports from my ancestral lands in some weird pseudo equivalence rooted in Western colonialism and white supremacy.
Second of all, Wicca is a valid path in witchcraft that can be just as rewarding and amazing as long as the seeker is diligent in their work and self discovery and/or whatever it is you wanna do with your craft.
Mass consumerist Wicca has issues of course because of the clap back effects of going main stream. But these lazy cheap shots at a tradition that opened the way to the Craft for new generations of practitioners and seekers after the 1950s, despite its various other failings, really just shows a lack of research and understanding of the histories of Western Occultism.
I mean you do you with your humor but if you are gonna post it publicly, some of us really will respond with our lack of amusement.
Pagan Origins of 4th of July
Don’t let the history books fool you! What Americans call “Independence Day” was originally a Wiccan holiday that honored the ancient goddess of freedom, Independencia. Independencia was a quadruple goddess that represented the four elements and the freedom Witches found in using the elements to honor the Horned God and Great Mother. Great bonfires were lit and the (originally Pagan) early Americans would light their wands and sing in merriment of the obviously pagan Star Spangled Banner. The American flag is covered in 50 five-pointed stars to represent the 50 Wiccans that were burned at the stake in Salem by the British in 1692 (what is today called the Salem Witch Trials.) The thirteen stripes represent the Thirteen Truths of Paganism that are held sacred by Seventh Level Wiccan Priests such as myself. Our founding fathers were Wiccan and they had escaped Europe during the Burning Times to set up a new nation that would honor one incarnation of our Goddess, Americana. Sadly, Benedict Arnold betrayed our Founding Fathers and they were burned at the stake at the future site of the Statue of Liberty. The Statue of Liberty is today a pagan shrine that honors our Wiccan origins. It was donated by the French High Priestess Marie Antoinette in 1793, shortly before her own murder at the stake by the Evil Christians. The 4th of July is Pagan in origin and spans back several thousand years to when the ancient Wiccans were first given fire by Independencia, it’s name come from the ancient words ‘Fuorrha’, which means ‘Fourth’ and ‘Joulia’, which means ‘July’. Remember our history and remember the sacrifice of our Pagan Founding Fathers! Happy Fourth of July! Happy Fuorrha Joulia! Blessed be! )O(
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I’M SCREAMING
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@pieandhotdogs
This is rude af.
you wanna know how your grandparents “worked through” their problems and didn’t divorce?
cause ya grandmama most likely didnt have her own assets or income and depended on your grandfather to support her and the family. she had no choice but to work it out. also the stigma a divorced woman would face? pfffffffft.
trust me alot of yalls grandfathers are/were awful people and your grandmother wouldve left him if she could
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TRUTH
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settle this for me once and for all
is “chai” a TYPE of tea??! bc in Hindi/Urdu, the word chai just means tea
its like spicy cinnamon tea instead of bland gross black tea
I think the chai that me and all other Muslims that I know drink is just black tea
i mean i always thought chai was just another word for tea?? in russian chai is tea
why don’t white people just say tea
do they mean it’s that spicy cinnamon tea
why don’t they just call it “spicy cinnamon tea”
the spicy cinnamon one is actually masala chai specifically so like
there’s literally no reason to just say chai or chai
They don’t know better. To them “chai tea” IS that specific kind of like, creamy cinnamony tea. They think “chai” is an adjective describing “tea”.
What English sometimes does when it encounters words in other languages that it already has a word for is to use that word to refer to a specific type of that thing. It’s like distinguishing between what English speakers consider the prototype of the word in English from what we consider non-prototypical.
(Sidenote: prototype theory means that people think of the most prototypical instances of a thing before they think of weirder types. For example: list four kinds of birds to yourself right now. You probably started with local songbirds, which for me is robins, blue birds, cardinals, starlings. If I had you list three more, you might say pigeons or eagles or falcons. It would probably take you a while to get to penguins and emus and ducks, even though those are all birds too. A duck or a penguin, however, is not a prototypical bird.)
“Chai” means tea in Hindi-Urdu, but “chai tea” in English means “tea prepared like masala chai” because it’s useful to have a word to distinguish “the kind of tea we make here” from “the kind of tea they make somewhere else”.
“Naan” may mean bread, but “naan bread” means specifically “bread prepared like this” because it’s useful to have a word to distinguish between “bread made how we make it” and “bread how other people make it”.
We also sometimes say “liege lord” when talking about feudal homage, even though “liege” is just “lord” in French, or “flower blossom” to describe the part of the flower that opens, even though when “flower” was borrowed from French it meant the same thing as blossom.
We also do this with place names: “brea” means tar in Spanish, but when we came across a place where Spanish-speakers were like “there’s tar here”, we took that and said “Okay, here’s the La Brea tar pits”.
Or “Sahara”. Sahara already meant “giant desert,” but we call it the Sahara desert to distinguish it from other giant deserts, like the Gobi desert (Gobi also means desert btw).
English doesn’t seem to be the only language that does this for places: this page has Spanish, Icelandic, Indonesian, and other languages doing it too.
Languages tend to use a lot of repetition to make sure that things are clear. English says “John walks”, and the -s on walks means “one person is doing this” even though we know “John” is one person. Spanish puts tense markers on every instance of a verb in a sentence, even when it’s abundantly clear that they all have the same tense (”ayer [yo] caminé por el parque y jugué tenis” even though “ayer” means yesterday and “yo” means I and the -é means “I in the past”). English apparently also likes to use semantic repetition, so that people know that “chai” is a type of tea and “naan” is a type of bread and “Sahara” is a desert. (I could also totally see someone labeling something, for instance, pan dulce sweetbread, even though “pan dulce” means “sweet bread”.)
Also, specifically with the chai/tea thing, many languages either use the Malay root and end up with a word that sounds like “tea” (like té in Spanish), or they use the Mandarin root and end up with a word that sounds like “chai” (like cha in Portuguese).
So, can we all stop making fun of this now?
Okay and I’m totally going to jump in here about tea because it’s cool. Ever wonder why some languages call tea “chai” or “cha” and others call it “tea” or “the”?
It literally all depends on which parts of China (or, more specifically, what Chinese) those cultures got their tea from, and who in turn they sold their tea to.
The Portuguese imported tea from the Southern provinces through Macau, so they called tea “cha” because in Cantonese it’s “cha”. The Dutch got tea from Fujian, where Min Chinese was more heavily spoken so it’s “thee” coming from “te”. And because the Dutch sold tea to so much of Europe, that proliferated the “te” pronunciation to France (”the”), English (”tea”) etc, even though the vast majority of Chinese people speak dialects that pronounce it “cha” (by which I mean Mandarin and Cantonese which accounts for a lot of the people who speak Chinese even though they aren’t the only dialects).
And “chai”/”chay” comes from the Persian pronunciation who got it from the Northern Chinese who then brought it all over Central Asia and became chai.
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This is the post that would make Uncle Iroh join tumblr
Tea and linguistics. My two faves.
I love this
Aries Traits: People see you as someone with a lot of energy, but you only really have energy for the things you love, everything else just drains you. If you find something unnecessary or unimportant it can really eat away at your limitless amounts of energy! However, when you do something that you love, energy seems to multiply inside you.
Things To Love About Green Witchcraft
So many uses for all the herbs! Talking to your plants. Seeing them perk up after watering them. Buying a new member of the garden. The smell of herbs hung up to dry. The first sprouts after planting seeds. The satisfaction of cooking with what you’ve grown. The extra kick to spells when you use what you’ve grown. Where green and kitchen witchcraft overlap. Noticing how much your garden has grown. Telling the plant they look pretty and getting that (!) feeling.
me: sorry I'm taken
*loud dragon roar in the distance*
me: oh, there's my boyfriend :)
Dear Zodiac Signs,
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DEAR ARIES, One word, protective. You are protective, dear Aries, and you simply find that this is the only way to go on moving throughout life. Without anything to protect, you feel stagnant, lost, and possibly have accepted a spiraling descent into an abyss. You will protect what you hold dear to your self, your thoughts, morals, friends and families. You’ll attack anyone who you feel is attacking something you’ve given your soul to protect. You are what others wish they have as a dear friend when hell breaks loose. That’s when you destroy to protect.
DEAR TAURUS, That patience you are so proud of that gives you your calm demeanor is so exotic to so many people. It gives you your mystery, your sensuality, we are like moths drawn to the light emitting from you. But, that very same patience can burn. When we have taunted and teased and poked at you enough times your patience we were once drawn to like light becomes a burning flame that singes its surroundings. You give fair warnings though, your flickering tells us to watch it, be careful.. don’t go further.
DEAR GEMINI, So what if your passion changes from day to day, the most important thing is that you were wholeheartedly passionate about something! So many people just do things halfheartedly or because they have to or because some competition was set, but that’s not what you do. When you do anything, you put your heart into it intimately and passionately even if it’s just for a day or two. Not many people can say their heart was beating just so they can do what they are doing right now.
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