hold me closely

i don’t think you should love me

[stuffedgrapeleaves]

i can’t believe we’re all young professionals and academics and we’re still logging on to tumblr.com every single day to clown on ourselves. who let this happen

[college-funnyquotes]

Tis how we cope

[metaflesh-deactivated20180415]

I hate it when microwave meals say things like “delectable” and “exquisite” on the packaging. I’m eating radioactive garbage just let me live

[niceaf]

It’s hard to say ”I do” when I don’t // Fall Out Boy

[juza-hyodo]

i woke up late to work so i ordered an uber and didn't realize my name in the settings was naruto from the one time i got an uber in naruto cosplay and the guy was like "are you naruto?" and i went "what? sure"

[lattelilac]

People who make u feel dumb for loving hard and being passionate are dumb and boring

[hetero-plausible]

[cursegoat]

Visit Original Link

Andrew Jackson Jihad // Personal Space Invader

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[puncromancer]

might fuck around and become a false prophet

[324432463552434565435241354-dea]

me: *likes my hair long*

me: WHAT IF I JUST FUCKING CUT OFF ALL MY HAIR

[deadbeatmaker]

If you’re a woman that’s really sexy of you

[inahiddenplace]

how we act alone when we don’t feel like we have witnesses.. that is the genuine self.. me walking around my room punching the air talking to myself in a bad southern accent, that’s ME baby. you’re never going to know me like i know me. haha.

[s-h-o-w-a]

On the streets of Tokyo, 1963

Ph. Brian Brake

[hamdeny]

all of hamlet’s problems would have been solved had horatio nominated him for queer eye

[324432463552434565435241354-dea]

your intelligence means fucking nothing if youre devoid of empathy

[birdnormal]

tiny cats in tiny hats

[birdnormal]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

if you Don’t slap your own belly and play a little tune every once in the while What is the point?