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little to no impulse control... will always talk about the love of my life to the point it might get annoying but he's literally so amazing soooooooo... | 28 | F | 🫠 |

[motherblackcap]

I heard it was that time of year again.

[elchujibly2]

ughhhhhhfhg whateve r

[sandmandaddy69]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: majestic-ass biscuit, although I dunno how majestic it’s gonna be for $4.99

[silverrdagger]

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

[cubejello]

I did my PhD in a fish lab, and one time I was emailing a fish company, and the guy emailed me back with the signature “Best fishes,” followed by these guys

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[dismissive jerkoff gesture]

[dredsina]

[depsidase]

[hellsite-testing-ground]

˙ʇɐqʇᴉnɹɟ ɐ ǝɯoɔǝq oʇ pǝpᴉɔǝp ǝʌ,I

[i-give-you-a-fish]

No longer allowed to help my dad in the garden because i picked up the shovel and he saw “a gleeful and cruel darkness in my eyes”

[catandbear-savetheworld]

The feels on the bus go round and round

[yms1]

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[localpubliclibrary]

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed

[freakoutgirl]

i like how the ^_^ emoticon doesn't even have an upturned mouth. goes to show a smile is all in the eyes

[narutwitter]

[theaterard]

vibes-based gerard reaching ultimate gender zen: i can slick my hair back to become the Character and i can let it free for a cutesy bob !