i heard tumblr’s going to ban little german boys in lederhosen holding enormous lollipops next
Cosmic Funnies
RMH
Xuebing Du
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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shark vs the universe
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Love Begins
Keni
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almost home
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if i look back, i am lost
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Monterey Bay Aquarium

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i heard tumblr’s going to ban little german boys in lederhosen holding enormous lollipops next
I hear they’re gonna ban images all together next tumblr update
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so what if i overuse “🥺” emoji??? dont little things in life make u go “🥺”???
There’s something beautiful about the molten glow of lava. It’s a great color and moves in such a way that is satisfying, but its also terrifying knowing that i could touch it and die very quickly
forbidden hot sauce
rotates rotates rotates
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
this post legitimately changed the way i think about and consider getting meal deals
Isn’t this the post that got the cease and desist from Michael Jackson’s estate?
I looked it up
yeah it is, ifdsdhgk
world heritage post
ra ra rasputin is objectively the funniest song ever written it's like "rasputin was an advisor to the romanovs and honestly he was a bit of a power-hungry conman (oof)... but you're not here for a history lesson! you want to know how much he fucked, don't you? well i'll tell you: he fucked. he fucked often and severely."
and it's a banger
I like my boyfriend very much
whoever stole my foot gloves is a son of a gun . all i;m will say about that
socks
blocked
I was walking through the mall and I headed into a Barnes & Noble, and Barack Obama was for some reason signing books there so I walked up, like ???? He wrote a book? Some biography?? When I got up to the desk, all the books were just lizards, and Obama replied to my inquires with a simple, “They may have no names, but there’s an identity to be acknowledged,” and he smiled as he signed another lizard and then there was something about a surprise dragon and then I woke up.
babe wake up new dream obama quote just dropped
baja blast
That dolphin pussy stuff
the what
it's nothing, go back to bed
me: soft, full of love, forgiving, kind, bright also me: can hold grudges for years, bitter as hell, already cried twice today
Funniest part of yakuza PC ports flashing you with "Real Yakuza use a gamepad" is how in that one interview where a game journalist got actual real yakuza to play these games and one struggled using the controller because he had his fingers cut off
are you race-faking
RACE FAKING AS WHITE?????
Revoking your right to participate in White Boy Wednesday :/
you are NOT permitted to play that funky music
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?
world heritage post