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just a silly tranny :3 minors dni || she/it || howdy I’m 26, I'm transbian, I'm poly, and I support the Geneva conventions. I am also the co-owner and co-operator of https://facts.horse/ and I sometimes stream on https://twitch.tv/gmocantaloupe/ come say hi! pfp by noelle-ism

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[mrsandman42069]

[echo-heo]

Party rock is¹ in the house tonight Everybody just have a good time (Yeah)²

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¹Pretty sure it’s “party rockers.”³

²LMFAO’s “Party Rock Anthem,” Sorry for Party Rocking, 2011

³It’s “party rock is.”— Ed.

[la-laborista-republiko]

[5500-power-liches]

[sillytranny]

Anyone wanna help me buy groceries 🥺

[emnesoi0]

racists on twitter tend to have names like cunny_reich_88 but someone twice as racist on reddit will have a name like quirky_pizza_dude because he's too disconnected from reality to even gauge how racist he is

[emnesoi0]

and he publicly makes fun of cunny_reich_88 not because (as he would insist) he fundamentally disagrees with any of his positions but rather because he thinks anime is degenerate art

[emnesoi0]

racists on tumblr, on the other hand, will just state unabashedly that they believe anime is degenerate art because they think they're being feminist for it

[ploobytumbls]

I took a bus to a conference today and the bus driver fully stopped the bus to identify and chastise a person who was playing music out loud on their phone. That is how you get me to actually complete the customer service survey specifically so I can give you top ratings

[ploobytumbls]

It's days later and I'm still thinking about this man. Full ass bus pulled over to the side of a state highway with the hazards on, stalking down the center aisle intoning "ALL RIGHT. WHO'S GOT IT. YOU CAN'T HAVE IT ON SPEAKER." I want to commission a statue of him. a hero. a king.

[larval-tear]

i just felt the mandate of heaven pass through me with no resistance whatsoever

[larval-tear]

the mandate of heaven entered and left my body in a single fluid motion, and for one sublime moment i was the rightful emperor of china

[beardedmrbean]

[redstonedust]

ive been thinking about how some trans spaces and media lack representation of bottom surgery and itd be nice if we could talk about and depict it more. but my attempts to formulate this into a coherent thought lead me to standing in front of the microwave idly thinking "we should normalize men with penises" as if thats a brave new frontier nobody has ever considered.

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[visibun]

someone shot a rolled-up slice of wheat bread at his neck and that's just how his case of celiac disease reacted to it

[ntrider]

noncon friendship

[sonyvegas9-deactivated20241118]

Coworkers

[ryukisgod]

Your friend’s boyfriend

[worldofultimategaming]

The World of Ultimate Gaming

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

[cosmic--love-deactivated2014091]

take a few moments to think about the fact that every person on this planet looks up and sees the same moon and how fucking wonderful that is

[stagnantwater447-8995]

this is wrong each person on earth has a differentmoon that follows them and at the end of your life it comes down to earth and squashes you and kills you

[angelicguy]

After years in prison for turning a child into a blueberry

[vaporevon]

i’m freaking out why did they add the fucked up version of the flushed emoji. I thought i was going crazy when i scrolled past this. How did a discord emoji end up in the real emojis list i thought. I took a screenshot incase everything is gone tomorrow and this is a fever dream

😳🫪 ….??????????

[vaporevon]

they added horny flushed emoji. they added bigfoot. they added cartoon sex cloud. and the trombone. you can now illustrate a sexual encounter with a clown and a bigfoot in just emojis

[vaporevon]

no one understand me

[theehorsepusssy]