HAVE A TEN YEAR PLAN. WAKE UP EARLY. CEO MINDSET.

just a silly tranny :3 minors dni || she/it || howdy I’m 26, I'm transbian, and I support the Geneva conventions. I am also the co-owner and co-operator of https://facts.horse/ and I sometimes stream on https://twitch.tv/gmocantaloupe/ come say hi! pfp by noelle-ism

[flimflix]

boiled caterpillars!

[bungerc0re]

inviting a girl over to cut symbols into you and she keeps agonizing over what to use. alchemical is too fake, catholic is boring, etc. eventually you propose a pentagram just to get something moving and she says that'd be "poser gnostic shit" and walks out

[hays-code-evader]

Reading the Wikipedia pages for 1910s films is like

"Made on a budget of $75, the film was an unexpected smash hit, selling out theaters across the country. Thought lost after a vault fire in Paris in 1954, a full print was discovered in a Brazilian nursing home in 2013, where it was being used as a doorstop."

[parkchanwoohoo]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

[jomjjeoro]

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[shelbybunny]

teaching a baby to talk via morshu youtube poops in an attempt to create a “morshu accent”

[sckrewedup-deactivated20220616]

[bigpuppo]

what the fuck

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

a glimpse of utopia

[terramythos]

apparently amazon's AI catastrophically fucked up and equated bytes with gigabytes so started billing aws customers literally billions of dollars for their data usage

[terramythos]

the percentage increase. i'm fucking wheezing

[dogpuppy]

[seriousjones]

seriousjones 9:12pm (daft punk if they were bees) we're up all night to get stung! we're up all night to get honey!

seriousjones 10:56pm Jesus Christ, you have all made your point. Bees are not known for "getting stung." Fine. You win. I will be taking some time away from social media for my own peace of mind. It honestly makes me sick to my stomanch that one small mistake can bring out the mob, when all I do is try to spread smiles and connection. Respectfully, I hope you all take a long look and the mirror and think about how your words can affect people.

seriousjones 1:44am (daft punk if they were dogs) we're up all night to be dogs! we're up all night to be puppy

[6mayhem]

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

[quinnactually]

that's MS. substance abuser to you

[6mayhem]

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

[wholefamilydeadringerforsimpsons]

caleb's song for joemerican idol

[powerburial]

New macklemore “thrift store 2”

In the thrift shop at the hospital Found some clothes they dont need anymore Put the coat on and gain their memories

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[batsandboba]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Hey guys. Just a reminder. Really dont wanna ban anybody