*stroking my device screen with the tenderness of brushing the cheek of a lover returned from the war*
I- okay but- but screens are solid? Cheeks are not? Last time I checked???
I love this website I can make the most normal possible post and still get replies from alternate realities. what are cheeks made out of in your world plasma?
the wifi came back on
what you've never patted your laptop affectionately after a reboot fixed the Issue? never hugged your phone in relief that the screen survived a fall uncracked? never held a tablet to your quivering bosom bc the fic was just that good? puh-lease






















