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This isn’t my usual way of going out/leaving. This isn’t the way I do things. Unlike my wife, I usually disappear without another word buuuut you’ve enticed this message all on your own.
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Happy Birthday my AMAZING wife.
I've had this ready and queued since March 3rd, I wanted to make sure I had time to properly compose my feelings and not rush to do this at the last minute; because you mean so much more to me than that.
My waifu rainoracle turns 23 today. February 28th marks 5 years we've lived together, and this is the 5th birthday I've been able to spend with the love of my life, my soulmate.
I feel so blessed by the Gods that I was given my soulmate so early in life, though at the same time I feel like at times I've not brought you anything good in your life. I've brought you a lot of depression, anger and grief...
But then I remember, I make you laugh more than I make you cry. I make you smile more than I make you angry. With my stupid jokes and my half-witted attempts at being sarcastic, even though I've brought you a lot of stress you wouldn't have had if you hadn't met me, I know that you would never want to go back to your life without me, just like I, my entire being could never go back to my life without you.
I've changed so much from who I was because of you. Sure, I might have slipped, but you've always been here since day damn one by my side through thick and thin, regardless of what we've gone through.
I feel like this year, next year, and our years to come are going to be so meaningful. I feel like even though this will be our 6th year together officially, (Isn't it funny our 7th year is your zodiac year? How lucky can you get??) I feel like our journey together is just beginning.
We're going to find our own Gems of White Starlight and gaze at the Moon and everything will be absolutely excellent in our future and I just....
I would rather share so many problems with you than ever do it with someone new. My stomach hurts, my chest aches at the thought of you not being with me. I feel like I have no future without you. My future began when you finally came into my life.
We're gonna own so many battlefields and take on so many new worlds and loves together, and I look forward to each and every one.
I know I can't give you everything just yet, but just wait. I'm going to do my best to make you the happiest waifu you'll ever be. We'll have our babies, we'll have our house, you'll have your office and you're going to be the world's greatest author of our generation while I become a famous voice actor.
You're mine. And I mean that in the most endearing of ways, Aqua the majestic-- I sincerely do!
The world begins and ends with you. You are my everything, you are my world. No matter how down I feel you can always pick me up and put me back together and I would be so jealous if you were sad and I wasn't the one to make you smile.
You are my heart, you are my reason for living. If I didn't have you; you know what I'm going to say.
No matter how many worlds we go through, I want you to always know that you'll always be Blank the Tantalus Thief, the user I felt nervous about talking to 6 years ago but then fell in love with in less than a month. I wanted to give my heart to you, and I'm so happy I did. Gods I don't know where I'd be without you.
I would put everything in my life behind me if it meant spending a mere minute with you. You are my love, my life, my everything, and I couldn't ask for a more amazing and beautiful wife.
Happy Birthday, and just know how much I love you. I know I'm not good at conveying my words, I'm really not, and I know this silly message is ridden with references and random things but I know only you'll get them all. Because you're my other half. You are the Yang to my Yin. I am incomplete without you.
Me as a parent.
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Lmaoooooo suck my black dick, Becky. Xoxo
I’d rather not.I preferMy boyfriend. At least I know he’s clean.
Lmaooooo you still basic.
Pretty sure I’m not.
Pretty sure you are. You’re a white girl who’s racist. That’s as basic at it gets, girl.
I’m not racist. It’s not racist to call people out on their shit.
No. You are. You are in fact a racist mayo packet. I’m so so sorry to inform you. I hope this condition isn’t terminal. Now I’m gonna have to block you. Bye Becky.
Bye :). Come back when you don’t resort to blocking as a coping mechanism for not knowing how to argue.
"You’re racist!!!!" "mayo packet". Huh…
Also black people can’t be racist. No POC can really. Mayo packet causes hurt feelings, it does NOT disenfranchise and oppress which is what actual slurs does. Try again.
Again, you can’t change the definition of racism.
Again. Kill yourself. I got the razor blades! What’s your address. Let me help!
You do know that as an American I have the right to bare arms, right. Your shanks wouldn’t get close to me.
Ohhhh so are you threatening to shoot me?
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she just threatened my life!
You just told her you would help assist her suicide. You’re fucking stupid.
That’s legal in these parts. Yall are riding my dick waaaaaay too hard rn.
What’s legal? Telling someone to kill themselves? And don’t care.
Lmfaooo. They are retarded as hell. -Says that they’ll come kill you with razor blades- -You say you’ll defend yourself- "OMG YOU JUST THREATENED ME STAFF OMG STAFF!"
Are you kidding me? Lmfaooo. This is hilarious.
P.S. Black people can be racist. I honestly don’t see how you still use the term POC too. We’re not in the damn 70’s.
Exactly. The POC term reminds me of “Colored only” signs when there was segregation back then.
Good God, this website.
look me in the eyes and tell me that if the character you hold near and dear to your heart knocked on your window in the middle of the night and said “drop everything and come with me” you wouldn’t do it you know you fucking would
Good feminists
Misandrist bitchy feminists
Nice anti-feminists
Sexist, misogynistic anti-feminists
Moderation in all things.
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Your Pokemon boyfriend according to your sign
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There’s a young ranger amongst them. You should meet him. His father, Arathorn, was a good man. His son might grow to be a great one.